I'm going to be shallow here.
I'm going to tell you right now, I probably won't care about you.
For, if I do. I guess you're pretty lucky.
If you're ugly, you're going to get rejected.
If you're a creepy, old dude: rejected.
A scary, fat woman; looking for some lovin', try someone else.
If you're buff and think you're awesome; you cocky ass, go away.
If you don't have a user picture,
I think you just might be wasting your time messaging me.
Sorry, I don't do couples and my thoughts on that are
never going to change, so don't ask.
Yeah, I'm here to meet people.
This is a myspace without any of my real friends.
Purely *online* buds.
But, I'm not looking for unintelligent, uninteresting, idiotic people, thanks.
+If you're a bisexual, lesbian chick and I find you attractive, funny, or somewhat interesting, I would love to talk.
+If you're an attractive, intelligent, caring guy.. you'll also be added as a friend.
No retards. No perverts. No guys who wanna watch me dyke it out. No weirdos. No odies. No fucktards. No metal heads. No computer geeks. No cocky jerkoffs. No one living in a foreign land. No bands. No judgemental pigs.
No thanks!