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Samantha

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About Me

In the words of Missy Elliott "I've got a cute face, chubby waist, thick legs, in shape, rump shakin, both ways, make you do a double take." I am the kind of girl who will burst into laughing because something is making me nervous. I like Happy Bunny because he isn't afraid to speak his mind. I am a HUGE flirt. I believe that confidence is what makes a girl sexy, not the size or shape of her body. I love my family. Even on the worst of day, coming home to my dogs, bird and husband always brings a smile to my face. After 13 years of being with him, I still think my husband is a hot piece of ass! I would much rather spend a quiet evening at home than go out partying. I HATE Las Vegas drivers! I have absolutely NO interest in EVER having kids!! I get annoyed easily with people who have no common sense. I couldnt live without reality TV or celebrity gossip magazines. I am a multi-tasker with no patience for laziness. I love anything Disney related. My favorite Disney movie is Alice in Wonderland. I relate to the Cheshire Cat because "I too am a little mad". I use lyrics from songs and quotes from movies to express my feelings. I love drama, as long as it isnt my own. I had a very tough childhood, but that only has made me a stronger person. I dont live in the past or use my past as an excuse to be a pain in everyone's ass. I am a nice person, sometimes to much so I get stepped on. I try to live a peaceful life geared towards helping others, especially animals.I am currently on a mission to lose the 60 pounds I gained after my mom died in 2004. You can see my progress below.

My Interests

I love birds, dogs, my husband, watching TV, sleeping and getting facials and pedictures. I do A LOT of volunteer work with animal rescues and clubs. I own a pet sitting business and work 365 days a year. I love my job.

I'd like to meet:

I would like to reunite with friends from high school, junior high and elementary school.I would like to meet nice people in Las Vegas who are looking for friends or networking. I am a very nice person, easy to get along with.I am in the pet care industry and would love to meet others that are too. If you are into animals I would love to be friends with you as well. I have a bird, a male eclectus Buddy (AKA Green), a chocolate lab named Sequoia and a yellow lab, Tahoe James!
Myspace Countdown Clocks at JazzyCountdowns.com

Music:

I pretty much like all kinds of music except Country, techno and "Gansta" rap. My favorites are Aerosmith, Eminem, Toad the Wet Sprocket, Fergie, Sting and Counting Crows.


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Movies:

50 First Dates ("Pan"), Grease, Wedding Crashers (You motorboatin' son of a bitch. You old sailor you!), Sixteen Candles ("Oh, sexy girlfriend", "I'm a comin, I'm a comin. Hello? Oh, this place so confusing".), Breakfast Club ("Does Barry Manilow know u raide his wardrobe?") Cable Guy ("Pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up." "STEEEEVEN!!") , Multiplicity ("I like Pizza....I LIKE IT!!!" ,"Good Party Steve!"), Eurotrip (Scotty doesn't know), Napoleon Dynamite (Vote for Pedro), Bruce Almighty ("I lika do the cha cha"), Anchorman ("I am in a glass case of emotions".), Christmas Vacation ("Mornin'. Shitter was full!, "Bend over! I'll show you!) Taledega Nights ("Shake & Bake!")

Television:

I am a reality TV WHORE!! Other than that I like Californication, Weeds, House, Rescue Me, Greys Anatomy, Big Love, Private Practice, My Name is Earl, The Riches and anything Disney related.

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Ah, Halloween. I should enjoy it!

For as long as I can remember, Halloween was the holiday I looked forward to the most...even more than Christmas! But for the last 4 Halloween's I seem to get a little depressed. Halloween was always ...
Posted by Samantha on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 06:42:00 PST

I will miss my Princess!

On Monday September 25, Erich and I lost our beloved chocolate lab, Sierra. Her death was very sudden and a huge loss for our family. Shortly after we returned home from taking the dogs for a short ca...
Posted by Samantha on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 11:10:00 PST

Rest in Peace 'Crocodile Hunter'

Today the animal world is suffering a HUGE loss. If you haven't yet heard, the 'Crocodile Hunter', Steve Irwin, died yesterday after being stung in the heart by a stingray. Even though it seemed he ...
Posted by Samantha on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 10:46:00 PST

Stupid Girl Lyrics

I HATE Stupid Girls. Look, I am a blonde with large boobies. But that doesnt make me STUPID! I am actually VERY smart. So this song if for all the "stupid girls" who make the smart blondes look bad! S...
Posted by Samantha on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 03:37:00 PST

Hello!!!

Hi! Welcome to my site. My name is Samantha and I live in Las Vegas, NV. I am originally from Thousand Oaks, California. I own a pet sitting business here and LOVE my job. I have 3 dogs and a bird. Th...
Posted by Samantha on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 09:44:00 PST