Kalani

I'm anything you want to be. But then again I can't be the person you want me to be. If can understand the last two sentences then you "are" intelligent enough to be my friend. Read on. If there is was one word to describe me it would be sarcasticmutherfuckinasshole (note: this is a made up word for those of you 14 years old). My biggest pet peeve is when people say, "your obnoxious". This phrase irritates the shit out of me because it implies I haven't got a clue how my actions have affected others. Lets get the one thing straight I'd rather be called a prick. So when you think I'm obnoxious the joke is still on you who has been oblivious to figure out I've purposely insulted you. Depending on my mood some say I'm a prick yet others say I'm a nice guy, you can decide for yourself. My main goal in life is to make everyone around me happier than they were a minute ago. It can be a tough goal especially when Im in my prick mood, which is mostly harmless humor. I can't remember the last time my mind or body has been put to any kind of challenge. Yet I love challenges! If youre having a hard time following my train of thought then stop reading you 14 year old dumbass. I don't hold grudges against 14 year olds, just the stupid ones. One day a lucky woman will appreciate my wacky sense of humor and her world will be happier than it was a minute ago. If you thought the last sentenced as foreplay then you are truly my Yang.