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larry

two words: more puppets.

About Me

full of win and awesome

My Interests

avoiding the sun, bad movies, whisky, planning vacations that i rarely take, attempting to be a nerd, trashy daytime tv, skulls, red, still fantasizing about getting a bulldog

I'd like to meet:

a lolrus.

Music:

this week: guilty hearts, sam cooke, direct from hollywood cemetary., chocolate watch band, tammys, ultra-lounge, rev. beat-man, dwarves, cramps

Movies:

cool hand luke, house of a 1000 corpses, cry baby, night of the hunter, shag-the movie, babyface,kicking and screaming (the original one, not the shitty fucking will farell movie. fuck him), v for vendetta, the warriors, rear window, airheads, the lost boys

Television:

twin peaks and carnivale- which i suppose means weird shows that involve midgets? plus: invader zim, dog the bounty hunter, and i have a tendancy to watch bad pop culture shows with elaine in the early morning.

Books:

the best of everything, the big sleep, james ellroy, atlas shrugged, the kiss, running with scissors, demian, caramba, memories of my meloncholy whores, fight club, valley of the dolls, preacher, sandman

Heroes:

i'm too tall to look up to anyone

My Blog

my goodness

so, without having some hysterical moment of gratitude that simply makes everyone uncomfortable-thank you.and here are some lovely pics!!!whee!the lovely planners themselves:and the prize for couple h...
Posted by emma cant dance on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 02:01:00 PST

i would have guessed $5 and a stick of gum

i stopped to check out my newly renewed insurance policy, and found my new favorite toy:the human life value calculator.http://www.metlife.com/Applications/Corporate/WPS /CDA/PageGenerator/0,4132,P6017...
Posted by emma cant dance on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 05:28:00 PST

public service announcement

from this moment on, all emotions will be expressed via doll:thank you....
Posted by emma cant dance on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 04:10:00 PST

in the dead of night

it's astounding how many major life-altering decisions one can make when you're trapped on a silent hospital floor for 12 hours. so far i'm up to five, and the night is only halfway through. somehow m...
Posted by emma cant dance on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 10:18:00 PST

apparently i shop for clothes-

like a criminal.1 pair black jeans2 black wife-beaters1 black hoodie1 pair leopard print pajama pants...well this one makes no sense but elaine i bought a matching set and its kinda fuckin hilarious.i...
Posted by emma cant dance on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 08:38:00 PST

trust me, i'm a medical professional

i've come to realize that i keep repeating the same sentence to almost everyone lately: "no matter how bad your day was, mine was worse"and i understand that this may simply seem like i'm being a dick...
Posted by emma cant dance on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 04:15:00 PST

anything to avoid thinking...

What is Your Profession:right now it seems to be a lovely combination of saving lives and helping people die peacefully.Distinguishing Marks:sun burn scars which look dangerously like red stockingsAll...
Posted by emma cant dance on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 08:57:00 PST

care for a game of gin rummy?

all of the magazines now claim that "30 is the new 20!", women are living longer, and our youth is being stretched far past the point we actually care about.but somehow, in the last summer i apparentl...
Posted by emma cant dance on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 08:40:00 PST