Philosophical meandering, Psychological excavating, geriatrics, genetics, dead baby jokes, comedy, theatre, Acrobats, poets, painting, painting happy clouds, Viruses, paramecium, fusion, nuclear fission, fishin', growing my eyelashes, squinting, Reading, the dictionary, reading palms, reading fortunes, in cookies, reading faces, reading them wrong, reading comics, reading words, backwards, sdrawkcab, Pilates, yoga, tasting different foods and beverages, fear factor style, culinary arts, artsy fartsyness, independent films, pulp movies, good movies, bad movies, cheesy chic flicks, low-brow humor, tongue-in cheek humor, corny jokes, retarded jokes, sick jokes, sometimes funny jokes, cadavers, cadaver-love, writing, writing lists, writing plans, writing illegibly, writing nonsense, celebrity watching, watching the stars, Quantum Spacetime, eating lice from my monkey's scalp, hanging out with friends, eating lice from their scalps, but most of all, and not least but last, Andy canoodling.
Bloodhound Gang, Beck, Blur, Bob Dylan, Elliot Smith, Sufjan Stevens, Rufus Wainwright, the Owls, Pedro the Lion, Interpol, Broken Social Scene, The Postal Service, Hefner, Holopaw, Beulah, Black Heart Procession, Stars, American Football, American Analog Set, King Adora, Bloc Party, Slowreader, Ted Leo and the Pharmacists, Of Montreal, Elf Power, Her Space Holiday, Jets to Brazil, Q and not U, the Eels, Hum, Ween, Franz Ferdinand, Modest Mouse, Ugly Casanova, the Decemberists, the Unicorns, The Softies, Stereolab, Feist, Maria Taylor, Okkervil River, John Vanderslice, Archer Prewitt, Sons & Daughters, Aqualung, Pinback, Spoon, Dinosaur Jr, REM, Counting Crows, Coldplay, Soul Coughing, Mike Doughty, Tenacious D, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Presidents of the United States of America, Marcy's Playground, They might be Giants, David Gray, G Love and Special Sauce, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Tool, CKY, HIM, Mindless Self-Indulgence, Primus, NIN, Sponge, Stone Temple Pilots, Pearl Jam, Type O Negative, Korn, Nirvana, Foo Fighters, A Perfect Circle, Deftones, White Zombie, Marilyn Manson, Nada Surf, NOFX, Zebrahead, Jimmie's Chicken Shack, Sum 41, the Ramones, Rancid, the Clash, Dropkick Murphies, the Descendents, Pavement, Green Day, Smashing Pumpkins, Poe, Björk, Aimee Mann, Fiona Apple, Tori Amos, Portishead, Mazzy Star, No Doubt (old stuff), Donovan, the Kinks, Leonard Cohen, Johnny Cash, Van Morrison, Otis Redding, The Who, The Doors, The Byrds, The Police, Sting, Tom Petty, Vivaldi, Tchaikovsky, Debussy, Gershwin, Chopin, Mozart
(Anything by Wes Anderson, that man's going to have my babies), Team America, American Beauty, My Life Aquatic, Baseketball, Super Troopers, Trainspotting, SLC Punk, CKY, Jackass, Resevoir Dogs, Dogma, Donnie Darko, Nowhere, Clerks, Chasing Amy, (All of Kevin Smith's basically), Boondock Saints, Kill Bill (most of Tarentino's), Bad Santa, The Professional, Office Space, Orange County, School of Rock, Rushmore, Royal Tennenbaums, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Powder, the Shine, Lost in Translation, Lost Boys, A Beautiful Mind, Shine, With Honors, Reality Bites, Singles, Rules of Attraction, French Kiss, Fifth Element, Fight Club, Swingers, Resevoir Dogs, Goodwill Hunting, Surburbia, Igby Goes Down, Interview with a Vampire, House of Wax, Breakfast at Tiffany's, 28 Days Later, Amelie, Sweetest Thing, Almost Famous, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Taxi Driver, Pirates of the Carrabian (pirates are sexy, especially dead ones), Election, Punch Drunk Love, Robin Hood Men in Tights, Dazed and Confused, The Crow, Heathers, House of 1000 Corpses, Army of Darkness 1 & 2, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Animal House, Old School, Van Wilder, Half Baked, Meet the Parents, Three Kings, Nightmare Before Christmas, Soylent Green, Herold and Maude, Clockwork Orange, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Princess Bride, Rosencranz and Guildenstern are dead, American Pop, Dr. Strangelove, Dawn of the Dead, Shaun of the Dead, Spun, Anchorman, Garden State, Napolean Dynomite, I Heart Huckabees, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, 40 Year Old Virgin, Borat, Clerks I & II, Little Miss Sunshine, The Departed, Juno
SNL, Punk'd, Viva la BAM, Up all night with Ronda Sheir, SNL, Dinner and a Movie (only with original hosts), Futurama, Southpark, the Simpsons, The Daily Show, Late Nite with Conen O'Brien, the Maxx, Liquid Television, Daria, Aeon Flux, Scrubs, Chappelle Show, Insomniac, Curb your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development, Rob & Big, Animal Planet, Hell's Kitchen, Top Chef, Weeds
Dylan's Visions of Sin, Brave New World, Sophie's World, Siddartha, Fountainhead, Atlas, Hemingway, 1984, Hamlet, Dante, Shakespeare, Chekhov, Pushkin, Dostoevsky, Walt Whitman, R.L. Stevenson, G.K. Chesterton, Charles Williams, Ted Hughes, Sylvia Plath, T.S. Eliot, Wallace Stevens, William Carlos Williams, William Wordsworth, Edward Thomas, Dylan Thomas, Albert Camus, E.M. Forester, Charles Dickens, Tennessee Williams, Samuel Beckett, Edward Albee, Sartre, Roald Dahl, Lewis Carroll, Bill Watterson, Shel Silverstein, Leonard Cohen, Kurt Vonnegut, William Burroughs, Stevie Smith's poems,
Andy... rescues me daily; Jenna, whom I'll always look up to; Lance, for helping me gain a little common sense and loving me despite how obnoxious I am; my Mom, for being the strongest and wisest woman I know; Brianne, a loyal friend and a beautiful person from the inside out.