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Cody

About Me



My job is to uncover the hidden past of the earth through mystery archaeology.

My Interests

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V.

I'd like to meet:

One time I hired a monkey to take notes for me in class. I would just sit there with my mind a complete blank while the monkey scribbled on little pieces of paper. Once day the teacher said, "Class, I want you to write a paper using your notes." So I wrote a paper that said, "Hello, my name is Bingo. I like to climb on things. Can I have a banana? Eeek Eeek." I got an F. When I told my mom about it she said, "I told you never trust a monkey." THE END

Books:

NINTENDO POWER

Heroes:

Steve Irwin, Conan, Skeletron, He-Man, James Foster's Mom, R.J. MacReady, Merlin

My Blog

I love maw, and Iove paw, but I just love old...

Now that I've somewhat settled down in Arkansas (a scary thought) I can take some time to sum up what's been going on this past week.  We moved into a much nicer hotel, The Hampton Inn.  I n...
Posted by Cody on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 09:23:00 PST

A night in an ash tray.

Well I've changed locations again.  For the next week or so I'm in Searcy, Arkansas.  My hotel is AWFUL.  I can barely stand to be in my room since it smells like someone emptied thousa...
Posted by Cody on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 07:33:00 PST

May all your days be circus days

After a long silence I've decided to continue the story of 8 archaeologists living and working in Oklahoma.  I thought it might be nice to regail everyone with stories from the big top.  Fri...
Posted by Cody on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 08:21:00 PST

Crikey, what a way to go

It's hard to believe Steve Irwin is actually dead.  Ever since I was in high school I've been a fan of his, buying all the Crocodile Hunter merchadise I could find.  In fact, I'm wearing a ...
Posted by Cody on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 07:32:00 PST

Change places!!!!

Once again I changed locations.  This time I'm back home in Tennessee momentarily.  Within two weeks I've checked into hotels 4 different times and never manage to stay longer than 4 days in...
Posted by Cody on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 09:37:00 PST

The Legend Continues...

10 hours and 580 miles later I'm finally in Mississippi.  I'm in Hattiesburg which is the home of Southern Miss so it's not really a bad place.  This is actually the best hotel, as far as ar...
Posted by Cody on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 08:30:00 PST

Leaving Oklahoma... temporarily

 I just found out today that I'm temporarily leaving the vastness of Oklahoma for the lush swamps of Mississippi.  Because I'm an archaeologist, I must wander the earth (much like Kwai Chang...
Posted by Cody on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 07:22:00 PST

It finally rained in Oklahoma!!!

Last night the sky opened up and a wet substance called rain emerged from the heavens.  In this state this is somewhat of a miracle.  To understand why this is such a miraculous event, ...
Posted by Cody on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 04:43:00 PST

A Typical Day in Phase 1 Archaeology

I've decided that too many people don't know the joys of archaeological survery so I've decided to create a typical day in photos. This is where my days begins; in the parking lot of a hotel.&nb...
Posted by Cody on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 03:11:00 PST

Ecotourism in Oklahoma Part 2

In addition to seeing the runestones of Oklahoma, I also saw a site I'm allowed to believe in (as per the guidelines of archaeology)  This is the Spiro mounds.  This site belongs to the...
Posted by Cody on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 09:14:00 PST