Mister Blister Kisser

Hi, I am an elephant with wings that wears rollerskates.....I play the drums........for the band LUKEWARM FREEDA...we're really good..I play drums for a bad ass band called Lovers Revolt. I play drums for the most rockin rock band ever, In For The Kill....I also play the drums for a guy named Jake Coco......he's good.....I also play the drums for some other people.....Jesus mainly, and Alah watches sometimes too.....Buddha was at a show last week.....that was pretty cool.....I play the drums...I'm the President of Blue Suede Records...the hippest indie label in the world......I like crab legs from Hooters.....and watching jocks get drunk and fight eachother... I make one of the best tuna salads in the world...seriously..... I am completely in love with my girlfriend.... she never gets tired of amazing me with every little thing she does....I'm so lucky to be able to share my life with the most beautiful girl in the world..If I ever had dandruff, I would use Selson Blue Shampoo and keep a comb in my back pocket like all the cool Hep Cats..... I never take life too seriously......some people say I smile and laugh too much, but most of the time I'm just laughing at them