So yeah, not much of an interesting life.I've had so many things happen to me in such a short span of time that most things rarely seem to affect me anymore. I think this is bad. I guess the only cure is to have more kick-ass adventures!
Here is a list of things that suck about being me:Nothing!Now that we got that out of the way, let's talk about more important things. Like people totally wailing on each other. This should happen more often. Like every freaking day. With wicked guitar solos. Day in and day out, screaming guitars in your ear, even while you're trying to sleep. Some hair-metal dude playing a kick-ass riff as he stands above you in bed, rocking out. All. Night. Long. Meanwhile, everyone who isn't wailing on a guitar is too busy fragging each other with big guns to bother themselves with things like "sleeping". If I was king of the world, things would look a LOT more like Gears of War, and a lot less like Piñata Island.In other news, I've started a dojo to teach people the art of head-butt-fu and so far I have a few promising students who are quickly mastering my techniques. After they have earned their black headband, I hope to include them in learning the ways of Stomping On Things With Your Feet.