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Alix

I am here for Friends

About Me

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My Interests

Bassoon, artistic pursuits, being a total elitist, postmodernism and kinda modernism, Smarti Gras, hiding, playing fast and loose with five star ratings on iTunes, phantom limb and smut, in a general sense.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

The Beatles, the Magnetic Fields, the Moldy Peaches, the Aquabats!, Talking Heads, Atom and his Package, Tom Petty, Neutral Milk Hotel, Bob Dylan, Johnny Cash, David Byrne, Freezepop and Percy Grainger. G-Willis told me that he slept in a gutted piano and I'm inclined to believe him. If it's classical and was written in the 20th century I probably like it.

Movies:

All John Waters movies anywhere ever, Harold and Maude, Tremors, Waking Ned Divine, Rushmore, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Life Aquatic, organized crime type movies that aren't part of the Godfather trilogy, Secretary and so on.

Television:

Boston Legal, original Star Trek, Pete and Pete, The Simpsons, Sealab 2021, Scrubs, and that one show on upn about the dating service people who can't even maintain functional relationships themselves and there's the sassy black girl and the obnoxious white girl...man, that show has everything.

Books:

Tom Robbins, Jeff Noon, various short stories.

Heroes:

David Byrne for reals, but also Carmen San Diego and Shirley Schmidt for fakes.

My Blog

Jesus Christ died for nothing.

Update on the whole gay/sock thing:Yesterday, I was telling Amos about how dysfunctional I had been that morning and after stumbling out of bed and shuffling to the kitchen in nothing but my socks to ...
Posted by Alix on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 05:45:00 PST

S-S-Screw you! I only listen to double music!

My birthday ruled. My favorite thing that happened:Alix: You're wearing socks?Amos: It's because I'm gay...ish.My least favorite thing that happened:Getting pantsed right next to E.J. while not really...
Posted by Alix on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 12:40:00 PST

Her what was black and her thighs were blue?

Reno, I am done with you right now. First, it's too hot, and second, it's not Ireland. I can't wait to be back in Ireland, even if it is for less than three weeks. I've had some really serious issues ...
Posted by Alix on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 10:21:00 PST

Recky, breaky!

Ireland is awesome, and I never want to come home even though my shoes are constantly damp and laundry is expensive. Some day in the future I will post lots of pictures, but for now I need to go take ...
Posted by Alix on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 06:43:00 PST

Soylent green is people...beautiful people.

Today was apparently Unescorted Boy Day at the supermarket. Good story: I was staring at some guy and walked into the side of an Odwalla cooler, only he saw me staring at him and saw me walk into the ...
Posted by Alix on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 10:55:00 PST

La mort, c'est seulement la mort

1. I passed sight singing, much to my shock and delight.2. I think I'm in love with my downstairs neighbor. For serious.
Posted by Alix on Fri, 11 May 2007 10:26:00 PST

Histrionics

Kurt Vonnegut died. What the f. That is the bullshit. This is just not such a hot day. Dang.
Posted by Alix on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 08:42:00 PST

I wanna be a homosexual

So, last night I was feeling a little antisocial but I had committed myself to go the gay prom, so I decided the best course of action was to "socially lubricate" myself with a little vitamin b(ooze)....
Posted by Alix on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 08:22:00 PST

Scared lovers try positions they can't handle.

Jeramy and I went to the casinos for some reason and gambled (most pointless activity ever) for a while until I got us kicked out for "not having my id with me" and on the walk home we found this drun...
Posted by Alix on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 12:47:00 PST

You boys like Mex-e-co?

Ok, everybody, I am back in the country/state/city/house/couch now. I don't feel so good. I've been trying to eat some peanut butter, but it is very, very difficult. I had a pancake earlier and have b...
Posted by Alix on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 07:37:00 PST