Bassoon, artistic pursuits, being a total elitist, postmodernism and kinda modernism, Smarti Gras, hiding, playing fast and loose with five star ratings on iTunes, phantom limb and smut, in a general sense.
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The Beatles, the Magnetic Fields, the Moldy Peaches, the Aquabats!, Talking Heads, Atom and his Package, Tom Petty, Neutral Milk Hotel, Bob Dylan, Johnny Cash, David Byrne, Freezepop and Percy Grainger. G-Willis told me that he slept in a gutted piano and I'm inclined to believe him. If it's classical and was written in the 20th century I probably like it.
All John Waters movies anywhere ever, Harold and Maude, Tremors, Waking Ned Divine, Rushmore, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Life Aquatic, organized crime type movies that aren't part of the Godfather trilogy, Secretary and so on.
Boston Legal, original Star Trek, Pete and Pete, The Simpsons, Sealab 2021, Scrubs, and that one show on upn about the dating service people who can't even maintain functional relationships themselves and there's the sassy black girl and the obnoxious white girl...man, that show has everything.
Tom Robbins, Jeff Noon, various short stories.
David Byrne for reals, but also Carmen San Diego and Shirley Schmidt for fakes.