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About Me



Illustrator/Designer/Overall art whore. www.anthonygranato.com

The Movie Of Your Life Is Film Noir
So what if you're a little nihilistic at times?
Life with meaning is highly over-rated.

Your best movie matches: Sin City, L. A. Confidential, Blade Runner

My Interests

uuuhhhmmm... uuhhhhh... frizbee?

I'd like to meet:

Women, Men, Donkeys, Cows, Emus, Midgets (excuse me, little people), Demons, Clowns, Zombies, Jack Asses, Bukkake Enthusiasts, Adulterers, Elvis, Bruce Campbell, Jayne Mansfield and Mike Patton... again.

Music:

what is this "music" you speak of?

Movies:

that one with that guy that did that thing.

Television:

no thanks.

Books:

me fail english!? that's unpossible.

Heroes:

britney spears.

My Blog

halloween: two nights, three costumes...

big muthafuckin chicken. (costume numero uno)my hot ass brother and stevie. their make-up was done by yours truely.lickin' chicken.angry drinkin'angry drinkin' again... nice job rhett.the one, the onl...
Posted by Grimm on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 05:35:00 PST

i heart new york and ohio the sequel...

okay! here's some more kiddos...gettin' drunk on coney island with some transexuals.trixie (white hair) loved robbie and i.drunken porn.you know the saying "three heads..."the happy fam in nyc.sandi, ...
Posted by Grimm on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 07:44:00 PST

i heart new york and ohio...

here's a few pics from my trip to nyc and cleveland. i am still compiling a bunch because i took over 250 photos so stay tuned!this is me going nite-nite in ohio with my hello kitty blankie after bein...
Posted by Grimm on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 07:32:00 PST

DVD Review: Vertigo (1958)

synopsis: a sordidly complex tale of a san fransisco detective and his fear of heights and obsession of a gorgeous woman.this beautifully restored film and dvd transfer is hailed as hitchcock's master...
Posted by Grimm on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 08:09:00 PST

DVD Review: Super Fly (1972)

synopsis: a badass mutha fuckin' pusher named "the priest" tries to pull himself outta da "life" with one last big score. he out wits and out pimps whitey in da quest fo freedom. solid.yeah niggas. it...
Posted by Grimm on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 10:15:00 PST

DVD Review: Capote (2006)

synopsis: famous writer, truman capote, recounts the story of two men brutally slaughtering a family in kansas in 1959. after becoming endearingly close to one of the killers, copote writes the massiv...
Posted by Grimm on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 11:35:00 PST

DVD Review: A History Of Violence (2005)

synopsis: a small-town diner owner executes two rotten bad-guys when they try to rip-off the sleepy cafe. what follows is an unravelling of his spotted past with the philadelphia mafia and his crime-l...
Posted by Grimm on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 10:28:00 PST

DVD Review: The Dreamers (2004)

synopsis: an american kid befriends siamese twins (boy and girl) in france in the late 1960-somethings. their erotic friendship blossoms through film, sex, revolution and other great stuff.the acclaim...
Posted by Grimm on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 07:36:00 PST

DVD Review: Jarhead (2006)

synopsis: a marine sniper deals with life and service in the middle east in the heat of operation "desert storm". a tale unfolds of confusions, insecurity, bureaucracy, truth and lots-o-ammo. hoo-ahhh...
Posted by Grimm on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 06:25:00 PST

DVD Review: Thumbsucker (2005)

synopsis: a painfully quirky coming of age tale about a 17 year old boy that still sucks his thumb. while blowing everything to hell, he experiments in drugs and sex as alternative means to overcome h...
Posted by Grimm on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 06:26:00 PST