"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs." .......wait......
"Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time."
"I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop."
"Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol."
"My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?"
"I never smoked a cigarette until I was nine."
"I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example."
"I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep."
"I'm not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now."
"I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping."
"Early to rise and early to bed. Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead."
"Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you."
"I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it."
'"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?'
"I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death."
"Religion convinced the world that there's an invisible man in the sky who watches everything you do. And there's 10 things he doesn't want you to do or else you'll go to a burning place with a lake of fire until the end of eternity. But he loves you! ...And he needs money! He's all powerful, but he can't handle money!"
“If God had intended us not to masturbate he would've made our arms shorter."
“Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I didâ€
"you can prick your finger, but don't finger your prick, no no."
What Dark Word Represents You? [anime pics]
Your word is: Pessimistic. Everything in life you see as a negative thing. Whatever it is, it's always going to end badly. You feel frustrated that everything is falling apart while you can't do anything, but at the same time you are no risk-taker. It is likely that you've become this way by experience. Nothing, or rarely anything, turned out good for you, and now bad is a fact in your life. You are also more likely to sulk in a corner than change your way of life. But why change, when you've figured out how it all works?
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"Time passes by, but persistant demons still clutch on to me"
You have been wronged in the past and have to live with those awful memories now. That is why you carry inside much hate and sadness, which you hide away to most people. To this day you still feel pain thinking of it, and desire revenge done to them/him/her, to right the wrongs that has been made to you. You usually are alone or with a few friends, but you aren't too keen on the human race anylonger. You might find temporary happiness in some sort of activity, such as music, to get out your feelings, even if it is just listening to it. Most people might think you are overreacting to still feel such contempt, and that doesn't exactly help to be around those who can't understand. You might feel insecure nowadays, and you have little faith in most things.
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Your soul is broken.
You are living through a lot of pain everyday that you have to deal with, which is making you sorrowful. No one ever stays by your side when you truly need them and no one ever will. Everything is hopeless and tragic and you keep yearning for the day you will be free from pain. Love is unlikely to happen to you because you isolate yourself and are suspicious of peoples motives. You stand in the shadows of the world, watching what you can never have. The bruises you carry never seems to heal, your mind is dark and no one seems to understand or wants to help. As always, you will be alone in the world, fighting your dark thoughts by yourself.
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You are an assassin.
That means you are a proffessional and do your job without mixing any emotions in it. In your life you have probably been hurt many times and have gotten some mental scars. This results in you being distant from people. Though many think that you are evil, you are not. What you really are is a person, trying to forget your pain and past. You are the person who never seems to care and that is why being an assassin fits you good. Atleast, that's what people think. Even if you don't care that much for your victims, you still have the ability to care and to generally feel. It is not lost, just a little forgotten. In crowds you tend to not get to noticed, and dress in black or other discrete colours. You don't being in the spotlight and wish people would just leave you alone. But once you do get close to someone you have a hard time letting go and get real down if you loose him/her.
Main weapon: Sniper
Quote:"The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy" -Jim Rohn
Facial expression: Narrowed eyes
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Paranoid |||||||||||| 50%
Schizoid |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Schizotypal |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Antisocial |||||||||||||||||||| 82%
Borderline |||||||||||| 50%
Histrionic |||| 18%
Narcissistic |||||| 30%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 50%
Dependent || 10%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||||||||||| 58% Take Free Personality Disorder Test
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