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Mortal1

DO NOT leave me unsupervised! Even for a moment!

About Me

About me, hmmm. Lets see, I have dedicated my life to world peace, stamping out hunger, helping the down and out, and saving the.....ugh! If I continue to type this "feel good about myself" tripe I think I may become violently ill(for those of you who think I am a horrible person for making fun of such noble ideas, I will not be losing any sleep over it). Okay, lets try this! I like to have fun! Really, no s**t? You say. Who the hell does not like to have fun! Could you be a little more specific there sparky? What do you deem to be fun? Pummeling small animals? Slamming ones genitals in a door? What? What I deem to be fun(mind you a little more tame than the afore mentioned possibilies) is drinking while engaging in deep and thought provoking or shallow and meaningless conversation(it generally depends on how much adult beverages I consume). I like to exercise regularly(no I am not some health nazi),I just feel I need to balance out all the smoking and drinking I do(keeps my Ying and Yang in balance, whatever the hell that means!). I like to learn new things and meet new people, except for those who are arrogant(especially if it is unfounded). It makes me want to lift them clean out of the gene pool. Drats! I have babbled myself right out of typing space.....#%&!!#**&#!. I have edited my layout at Crazyprofile.com

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who are relatively intelligent(you do not have to be able to carry on a full blown conversation about quantum physics, but at the same time I do not want someone who ponders the deep and intricate plot behind "The Dukes of Hazard" either). People who have a very dark sense of humor but can distinguish between reality and who knows what else!(For example: We can jokingly discuss setting people on fire, yet I need not have to worry about reading in the newspaper how they actually carried it out that evening!). Lastly, people who have not escaped natural selection through blind luck!

My Blog

No other!

Roughly four years ago when I was still in my first and only marriage I had taken my kids down to the park located in our nice little suburbia in which we lived.  While there I encountered a woma...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 14:03:00 GMT

Ah yes! How we are haunted by are genetics!

Howdy, While at first enjoying a peaceful sunday afternoon. Things have taken a turn. My daughter crashed bringing even more peace to a peaceful afternoon.  But alas, my energetic son(genetic cur...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 14:59:00 GMT

The simple things in life can be the most gratifying!

Hello fellow denizens of this rock, It is a beautiful sunday with moments of comforting warmth and nipple popping!(Idea for those who do not have an idea as to what they want!) Had a great saturday fo...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 10:34:00 GMT