As long as I have a pack of camel wides, an energy drink, and my friends I'm happy.
"Don't talk about it... BE about it"
I like the usual things that people like. I like oxygen, it really interests me because I need it to live. But you already knew that...hopefully... Umm... I like tv and the internet and... umm... toasters! Yeah, that's right, toasters! Aren't they great? I mean, they make toast and heat up pop-tarts, what's not to love?! Except when the toast doesn't pop up and you have to try to get it out without burning yourself too badly because you have to save your toast but burn marks hurt...Enough of this...
This thing makes me soooo happy and I have no idea why.
Who ever took this picture:
Who ever said:
"Damn right I'm good in bed... I can sleep for hours"
I'm a fan of punk, pop-punk, emo, ska, rock, alternative rock, indie rock, and most music along those lines.
Captain Ahab rocks my socks!
I like comedies, horror movies and most other movies. The only kind I won't watch are the old black and white movies that my dad watches along with anything that has John Wayne in it. I hate that guy and his movies... Favorite movie at the moment: Napoleon Dynamite! Great movie, everyone should watch it.
Family Guy, South Park, Futurama, Stella, Reno 911!, MadTV, Rocko's Modern Life, Angry Beavers, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021, Space Ghost Coast-to-Coast, Robot Chicken, most episodes of Comedy Central Presents, Full Metal Alchemist, Samurai Champloo, Paranoia Agent, FLCL, various other anime and much, much more... maybe, I don't know because I can't think of any other shows at the moment.
Umm... there are too many to list.
Mitch Hedberg, may he rest in peace. He was a great comedian with a unique way of looking at things. Here are some of my favorite Mitch Hedberg quotes:
***If you had a friend who was a tightrope walker, and you were walking down a sidewalk, and he fell, that would be completely unacceptable...
***I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
***I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, don't even act like I didn't buy a doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... It's in my file at home. ...Under "D" …for doughnut.
***I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry. And that's extra scary to me, because there's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run. He's fuzzy. Get outta here.
***I had a stick of Carefree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality
Alison Meeder 1979 to 2006
Alison was my hero and always will be.
R.I.P. gaytard...