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About Me

Well...Im Sean...if you know me...that statement basically sums up what I could say about myself. I'm one of a kind...which might be a good thing. I definitely love to have fun, thats for sure...but its funny how the idea of fun changes. This getting older thing is interesting, isn't it? Right now life is good. Im young and happily single, trying to take life one step at a time. You can't take life too seriously...you'll never get out alive.myspacecode

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My Interests

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer."The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as a "relationship". In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book

Music:

Beer Pong Anthem
Beer Pong Anthem (Remix)
My music totally depends on my mood...at the bars I love classic rock, but then I also love hip hop and I love to dance...but then again I absolutely love 90's music like third eye blind, sublime, and nirvana, the shit I grew up on....granted...every now and than youll catch me jammin out to O' Town or disney songs in my room...you just never know with me

Movies:

i.love.movies. I watch movies repeatedly and then quote them incessantly. I love comedies, I love Broken Lizard, Mel Gibson, Brad Pitt, regardless of what you say, is a bad ass and makes bad ass movies...My all time favs are Out Cold and Oceans 11...i cant wait for oceans 13

Television:

Books:

i dont read so good...but I love picture books...

Heroes:

Not to mention my father...

There is no limit he to what can do

New addition....

They've each taught me something about myself I never knew...and because of them I am forever blessed

My Blog

Goodbye Moscow, Hello Pocatello?

Yeah, never thought this would happen...but Im actually moving back home... As Im sure most of you know 2007 was nuts for my work, my boss and mentor, Jake, left in may, catapulting me from Manager tr...
Posted by The Big Seanbowski ™ on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 06:43:00 PST

Throwing in the towel?

So I woke up at like 9 am saturday morning and my intial thought was..."I dont rememeber going to bed?" Turns out there is a lot I dont remember...I stumbled to the bathroom, taking note of the ...
Posted by The Big Seanbowski ™ on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 11:03:00 PST

but why is the rum gone?

so i was thinking...there is this person,a nd i cant stop thinkgni about said person, and when such an occasion arises that i cant stop thinking about a specific person, that situation usually ends po...
Posted by The Big Seanbowski ™ on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 12:54:00 PST

Why Moscow is excited for my birthday....

I was discussing my birthday with a random 17 (she contacted me, i was merely being friendly, dont judge...) and I said it was going to be a shit show...and she didnt get it, so I explained it to her....
Posted by The Big Seanbowski ™ on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 06:06:00 PST

First Rule of Man Club....

The Men Club CommandmentsThe 37 rules to being a 'Man' !!! 1.) It is ok for a Man to cry under the following circumstances:- When a heroic dog dies to save its master.- The moment Angelina Jolie start...
Posted by The Big Seanbowski ™ on Mon, 29 May 2006 03:11:00 PST

Fill this out and win a free ipod nano!!!!

Okay...so you arent really gonna get an ipod nano...just fill this the fuck out though I have always wanted to_____you. You have a cute______. You make me _______. Someday ...
Posted by The Big Seanbowski ™ on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 09:30:00 PST

Ode to College Alcoholism....

College students are truly a rare breed. Week after week we put ourselves through the gauntlet of flip-cup tournaments, keg stands, ice luges,caps and power hours only to pass out briefly and wake up ...
Posted by The Big Seanbowski ™ on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 02:44:00 PST

Dedicated to my by Kristen...she is wonderful!

This is a tribute to the nice guys. The nice guys that finish last, that never become more than friends, that endure hours of whining and bitching about what assholes guys are, while disproving the ve...
Posted by The Big Seanbowski ™ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Zodiac thing...im july, i think mine is accurate

JANUARY:Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive . Smart, neat an...
Posted by The Big Seanbowski ™ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I cant see

Amber and I were having a rubber band fight with my collection of baller bands....and she nailed me right iin the friggin eye, lol....ouch, that really hurts....i take far too much abuse in this house...
Posted by The Big Seanbowski ™ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST