Scott

Stuck inside all night and day. Glued to the tube, you can't turn away. Pushing those buttons always do your tricks. Couch slouch knucklehead it's how you get your kicks. Man look at you it's all you can do. Days you can't skate you join the nintendo crew, or play tony hawk and get a high score. Life without video games has become such a bore. Pushbutton warfare is driving me insane. I'm going to war with my video games. If you don't see me again, you'll know why. I'll be playing these things until I die. Gotta play all day or I'll surely die. Sore thumbs sweaty palms and a nervous twitch in my eye. No hope for the future, this tradition wrecked it. I dunno for sure man I think I'm epileptic. Fake sick again stay home from school. Six hours straight this fuckin' rules. Gotta save the princess, beat the boss. My homeworks filled with secret codes my brain is tossed. Mario, link, metriod, and the kong 8-bit frenzy on my mind. All day long. Mega man, mappy land, battle toads, and contra too. I'll play forever nintendo power by my side. Bonus levels, passwords, and unlimited lives. Gave up on life at age 19. Spend the rest of my days in front of the TV screen.