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~Markus~

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About Me

I'm a unique breed. Most people who know me think I'm a little bit strange......but that's not a bad thing. I know how to have fun and keep things interesting. I'm probably one of the nicest guys you'll ever meet, I'd help out just about anyone who needs it, but don't cross me, cause someday, it just might bite you in the ass! I'm not into revenge or anything, but some day, you just might relize you lost a good friend. If you wanna know more, then hit me up. My life is an open book even if some of the pages are sticky.Glowing Blue Music - Retro" target="_blank"..

My Interests

I try not to take life too seriously. I have a strange sense of humor and I love to have fun no matter what I do. I'm always looking for new adventures in life. I love to meet new people and try different things. My goal this year is to make some new friends and try things I've never done before. I love the outdoors and outdoor concerts! Camping, fishing, golfing, watersports, running, biking and partying are just some of the many things I enjoy.

I'd like to meet:

I always welcome new friends. I get along with just about everyone. Honesty is important though. I don't care if you have a past, everyone makes mistakes. I've made a few myself, but if you lie about them, you are just lying to yourself. I don't need to hear you brag about how great you are either. Leave your ego at the door. If you think you're better than me or out of my league then that's your loss. I don't care how much money you have or things of that nature. I like people who are confident in themselves, but keep it real if you know what I mean. Just to clarify some things though, there is a difference between bragging and being proud of yourself, and I love to hear all about that stuff. I love nothing better than a sucess story! Everyone deserves a great day in the sun, and if you wanna share it with me, it's all good!There are several people who I'd like to meet, but don't we all. I've met so many famous people already, I just like to meet people who are fun to be around and entertaining. So if that sounds like you, I probably would like to meet you someday.

Music:

I love music as much as Michael Jackson loves little boys! If there is none on, I'm probably singing,tapping on someting or dancing and yes it is annoying! I love almost all types. I'm not really big into country, but some is cool, I guess it depends on my mood, how much liquor I've had and if listening to it is gonna get me laid. But seriously, I think music soothes the savage beast in all of us and I thank god I have ears to enjoy it and a body to dance to it, even if I look like and idiot while I do it! Just remember...You can dance if you want to. You can leave your friends behind. But if your friends don't dance and if they don't dance, well they're no friends of mine.

Movies:

I like funny movies and porn, especially midget porn! Come'on you know you like it too!

Television:

I have a short attention span, so....what the hell was I talking about? Oh yeah, I don't watch too much t.v. Durring football season and that's about the jist of it. I love cartoons of course, but I think that's a given. Half hour sitcoms and once in a while I'll actually watch a show, but I'd rather live my life than waste it staring at a box.

Books:

One Book Two Books Three Books, Four ********************* Who The Fuck Reads Books Anymore!? ************************ Five Books Six Books Seven Books, Eight *********************** I'd Rather Watch Porn And Masterbate

Heroes:

There are two kinds of people. Those who let things happen and blame others, and those who make things happen. My hereos are those who make things happen and conquer their dreams.

My Blog

The Guess Girl

...............So I went out with my friends last weekend and this very attractive well endowed woman comes up and starts talking to me. I looked down at her shirt ( did I mention she was well endowed...
Posted by ~Markus~ on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 05:24:00 PST