My name is Jonah. No, I wasn't in the Wizard of Oz. I am not one of Willy Wonka's oompa fuckin loompas either. I enjoy long walks on the beach, but not too long. I also enjoy women with very long legs. The waist is a beautiful place for me to come up to. I'm humored by people who make small jokes at me, especially when they're black or jewish. Sometimes when i'm bored I bite men in the balls and hang there until they can get me off. I like drinking irish wine and smoking cigars. And the only thing that's small is my height. Hardy har har hear that ladays!
