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$J-Money$

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About Me

Here are some of my random thoughts...being a smartass is not a bad thing: I am simply stating the obvious in an entertaining manner. I think they put something in the Panda Express orange chicken to make it addicting. I hate people who flake out on me, but I seem to be surrounded by them through no fault of my own. If you are one of those flakey people, you are already on my shit-list from day one. I love the Oakland Athletics because no matter what player they rise from the ashes or turn into a superstar, that player will always leave for more money: but the A's still pull off great seasons without trying to buy championships...and they take fans along for the roller coaster, sometimes quite emotional ride. I love hockey because it takes the speed of basektball, the strategy of football, and the toughness of drunken boxing: and puts it all on ice skates. Eat right, exercise, DIE ANYWAY!

My Interests

I like all of these guys for one simple reason....they all make me happy in one way or another!.. width="425" height="350" ..This video is AWESOME! I think it describes Anakin perfectly! Gotta love youtube!

I'd like to meet:

Tom Brady, Ryan, Reynolds, Orlando Bloom, Hayden Christensen (aka Darth Vader), Jamie Bamber, Tom Welling (Superman), Bobby Crosby, Peter Forsberg, Mark Kotsay, Ewan McGregor, Paul McCartney and Wayne Gretzky...in any order on any day!! And the one female would have to be Angelina Jolie...she kicks ass! Who wouldn't want to meet Lara Croft?And of course, I want to meet...Jay & Silent Bob!..

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Music:

80's music ROCKS!! Love just about anything: from Jay-Z to Justin to the Beatles. But the old hair bands (Def Leppard, Whitesnake, Poison, Motley Crue, etc.) and one-hit wonders from the 80's are the best!!

Movies:

Geez...this could take a while! Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Superman, Braveheart, Clerks 2, Blade Trinity, Top Gun, Tommy Boy, A Time To Kill, Pirates of the Carribean, and almost any vampire movie. There are a ton more, but only so much space!

Television:

The new Battlestar Galactica rocks! Smallville, A's games, hockey games and football games! Oh, and if you want a pretty good show, check out Stargate:Atlantis.

Books:

I love John Grisham novels (A Time To Kill is my favorite), Harry Potter isn't bad and I love the original Star Wars novels that Lucas wrote!

Heroes:

SUPERMAN!! ALWAYS!!

My Blog

Life sucks right now...

The A's can't win 2 games in a row. I seem to be constantly bored. I'm making less money but have the same bills. And I am completely emersed in shady, selfish, flakey people. I always have to li...
Posted by $J-Money$ on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 10:17:00 PST

Huston Street...

...is the NICEST guy I've ever met. Here's my story: So I'm at Fuddy's eating cause Mikey and Jeff are working. It's about 1:45pm and I figure I have to bounce soon to get to my job at the high s...
Posted by $J-Money$ on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 06:46:00 PST

Someone please explain...

There are relationships and there are relation-shits (thank you Dane Cook). I think that you can and should be friends as well as lovers. Anybody can fuck like rabbits, but it takes a real man to take...
Posted by $J-Money$ on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 10:30:00 PST

I laugh everytime!

This has got to be one of my favorite JT and SNL skits...makes me laugh every time!Posted By:GabiGet this video and more at MySpace.com...
Posted by $J-Money$ on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 10:30:00 PST

Nice girls...

I've read the tribute to the nice guys; this is my response. This is my tribute to the nice GIRLS. To the nice girls who are overlooked, who become friends and nothing more, who spend hours fixating u...
Posted by $J-Money$ on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 11:55:00 PST

Screw band wagon fans!

Dear Band-Wagon fan of (insert team here),              I was watching the A's game against Boston last night, and after hearing the huge number o...
Posted by $J-Money$ on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 02:24:00 PST

Thanks for the amazing run Oakland....

    It's official...the Oakland Athletics aren't going to playoffs for the second straight year. And let's face it...at the  moment, we dedicated A's fans that stuck with the team ...
Posted by $J-Money$ on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 07:15:00 PST

The NHL has gone to hell!!

WHAT THE F*** IS GOING ON IN THE NHL???? Peter just signed with the Flyers...the team that traded him for that good-for-nothing Lindros. Even though he won 2 Cups and an MVP award in Denver,...
Posted by $J-Money$ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Thanks for everthing Byrnes-ie

    Well...we A's fans knew it would happen sooner or later. Just wish it was later. Our heart Eric Byrnes is gone. He was one of those rare players who loved and appreciated all the ch...
Posted by $J-Money$ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hold the phone...the A's are getting better!!

   Two words: BOBBY CROSBY. What a difference he makes! Not that I didn't know it all along...Miguel who?? He had some big shoes to fill and in my humble opinion...he ROCKS!! No so...
Posted by $J-Money$ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST