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Jeff

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About Me


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From the Lake, No. 1by Georgia O'Keeffe What Famous Work of Art Are You?
Your Birthdate: March 13
Being born on the 13th day of the month should help make you a better manager and organizer, but it may also give you a tendency to dominate people a bit.You may be more responsible and self-disciplined than you realize.Sincere and honest, you are a serious, hard working individual.Your feeling are likely to seem somewhat repressed at times.You are apt to be much more practical, rational, and conscious of details.Your intolerance and insistence on complete accuracy can be irritating to some. What Does Your Birth Date Mean?I'm a Junior at IUP (Indiana University of Pennsylvania)majoring in Psychology and minoring in Sociology. I'm about 6'1" with a slendor muscular look, I enjoy doing alot of things but mostly working out watching movies with my friends as well as hanging out with them. I love to watch and play sports, my main sport is basketball but I like mostly all others and right now I'm really into soccer, other sports that I play are golf, baseball, wallyball, and drinking. I know that the last one isn't really a sport but it should be. I am currently single and out looking to just have a good time with the opposite sex. I like to keep things real and simple but other than that i have nothing else to say but if you have any inquiries you know what to do.

My Interests

basketball, girls, sleeping, eating, watching football, other watchable sports, cuddling, working out, having a good time with friends, meeting new ppl
Your Pisces Drinking Style
If you're a Pisces, you've probably already heard that you share a sign -- and an addictive personality -- with Liz Taylor, Liza Minelli and Kurt Cobain. Not only do Pisces like to lose themselves in the dreamy, out-there feeling that only hooch can give, but you build up a mighty tolerance fast. You're an expensive date!On the other hand, you're a fabulously enchanting partner, whether in conversation or in crime. With the right person, you can start out sharing a pitcher of margaritas and wind up in bed together for days. The phrase "addictive personality" can be read two ways, you know.
Your Signature Cocktails
Pisces rules fresh mint, and you do love a mojito or three -- though a julep will do just as well. You also like punches, like sangria or the oh-so-aptly named fish house punch. (Pretty much anything will satisfy a Pisces in a pinch, though -- "drinking like a fish" is an idiom pulled out of the zodiac, not the deep blue sea.) You're a total chocoholic, and you love creme de cacao (and spiked cocoa).
Your Celebrity Drinking Buddies
Drew Barrymore, Chelsea Clinton, Queen Latifah, Bruce Willis, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Ted Kennedy, Jon Bon Jovi, Fabio What's Your Alcohoroscope?
JEFF
Jis forJolly
Eis forExtreme
Fis forFlawless
Fis forFearless What Does Your Name Mean?

I'd like to meet:

GodTake the quiz:
What Halo Character Are YOU???

Master Cheif (SPARTAN-117)
W00t! You're the Master Cheif!! Youre an AWSOME leader. You are very brave! even when you are scared to do something you tough it out and do it anyways. You are loyal and dependable, always getting the job done. Your friends mean alot to you, and the respect you! Youre an all around kick ass dude!

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Music:

bush, creed, 3 doors down, fuel, green day, incusbus, linkin park, the offspring(old school), chili peppers, sugar ray, story of the year, the used, the wallflowers, 311, disturbed, N.E.R.D., staind, finch, hoobastank, three days grace, finger eleven, lost prophets, usher, eminem, john mayer, slipknot, blink 182, yellowcard, dave matthews, dmx, counting crows, last winter, atreyu, 30 seconds to mars, ...

Movies:

bill murray's movies, jim carrey's movies, sci fi movies, comedies, thrillers, action/adventure, drama, teen movies, harry potter moviesGood Luck Chuck

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Television:

Seinfeld, Family Guy, The War at Home, How I met your mother, two and half men, csi, alf, fraggle rock...
The Sun Your personality is solar. You are bursting with
inner vitality, warmth and strength. You shine
on everyone around you and make them feel good.
Your friends all adore you - and when you
aren't around them they miss you terribly.
What's Your Celestial Personality Type?
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jeff
Birthday: march 13
Birthplace: Grove City a.k.a bubbletown, PA
Current Location: Indiana, PA
Eye Color: varies
Hair Color: black
Height: 6'1"
Right Handed or Left Handed: mostly right, but have ambidextrous
Your Heritage: a lil bit german, not sure what else
The Shoes You Wore Today: adidas superstar second generation
Your Weakness: failing
Your Fears: life in general
Your Perfect Pizza: nicely blended spiced sauce w/cheese and pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: survive w/a 3.0 or better gpa
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: haha
Thoughts First Waking Up: it's just another day
Your Best Physical Feature: can't judge for myself to picky
Your Bedtime: whenever i can fall asleep
Your Most Missed Memory: to many of them
Pepsi or Coke: neither dr. pepper but i don't drink pop that often
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither i like wendy's
Single or Group Dates: i like both but more single ones
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: have to have lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: both
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: not any more
Do you Swear: at times
Do you Sing: to myself
Do you Shower Daily: yep
Have you Been in Love: yep
Do you want to go to College: in it
Do you want to get Married: someday
Do you belive in yourself: at times
Do you get Motion Sickness: not really
Do you think you are Attractive: im not ugly thats for sure
Are you a Health Freak: not to much
Do you get along with your Parents: yes i do
Do you like Thunderstorms: i love them
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: only the legal ones
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no way thats nasty
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: many a times
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: no but have been hitten
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: in my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: not totally sure
What country would you most like to Visit: the homeland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: red
Short or Long Hair: depends on how it looks on girl
Height: 5'7'' or in the range
Weight: average
Best Clothing Style: their own
Number of Drugs I have taken: only the legal ones
Number of CDs I own: close to 100
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: might get one
Number of things in my Past I Regret: if only i can count that high
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Books:

The Bible, harry potter, mark twain, anything that i thinks looks goodTake the quiz:
Which Anchorman Are You?

Brian Fantana
People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.You are Brian Fantana. You are very stylish and truly a lady's man.

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Heroes:


Your Element is Water
Your power colors: blue and aqua

Your energy: deep

Your season: winter

Like the ocean, you evoke deep feelings and passion.
You have an emotional, sensitive, and spiritual soul.
A bit mysterious, you tend to be quiet when you are working out a problem.
You need your alone time, so that you can think and dream. What Element Are You?
You are Gambit!You are a fierce fighter and a good friend to have.
Your preference for solitude and your
attractiveness make you very intriguing to
those you meet. Unfortunately, close
relationships are few and far between for you
because you often have trouble opening up to
others.

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My Blog

the minds wonderingness

thought for today how in the world will i ever become whole.  I have this feeling inside me that just won't go away, no matter how hard i try to bloke it out of my mind or try not to think about ...
Posted by Jeff on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 01:10:00 PST

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:Jeffrey A. MattocksBirthday:March 13, 1985Birthplace:Grove CityCurrent Location:Indiana PA (IUP)Eye Color:olive greenHair Color:dark blackHeight:6'1"Right Hande...
Posted by Jeff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fill in the blank

1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 7. Describe me in one wor...
Posted by Jeff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST