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About Me

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am.

My Interests

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You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.

My Blog

This is me rambling.

This night shift shit can totally suck my entire, massive, amazing dick. And that's a lot of sucking the job has to do. I have never hated porn this much in my entire life. I can't even see that shit ...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 01:23:00 GMT

A tribute to a classic blog: Miami guii recounts a story

This is in tribute to a true comedic genius, the master of the blogs, Christopher. Please continue your amazing works.I bring you, unedited and uncensored, a tale of one man's epic journey in this cit...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 23:37:00 GMT

Yay drunk blog!

Alright alright, I'm at work, drunk, and thinking about a few things.Ok ok here's first!!!I think pussy ass nigga's that text me from their g/f's cellphones to tell me off for some dumb shit is pretty...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 01:50:00 GMT

Love is a losing game

For you I was the flame,Love is a losing gameFive story fire as you came,Love is losing gameOne I wish I never played,Oh, what a mess we madeAnd now the final frame,Love is a losing gamePlayed out by ...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 00:59:00 GMT

Oh how right she was.

This fucking bitch NAILED it on the head. Feb. 2003, roughly a month before the Iraq invasion, Jeanine Garafalo was on FOX News being interviewed on the morning program "Fox and Friends", an...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 21:31:00 GMT

Shit load of new pics up..

Check out the album, "NYC Trip". w00t w00t.
Posted by on Sun, 06 May 2007 23:57:00 GMT

Why one-day gas 'boycott' won't work.

This is taken from an article on MSNBC.. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18492185/_______________________ _______Why one-day gas 'boycott' won't work.Spring seems to be a time of year that brings out irrat...
Posted by on Sun, 06 May 2007 21:03:00 GMT

Lion King Musical in Fort Lauderdale

I don't give a fuck WHAT I have to do. This is probably the only musical I've ever wanted to see, and I don't want to miss it while it's down here. If ANYONE is interested in seeing it with me, please...
Posted by on Fri, 04 May 2007 18:36:00 GMT

Best pickup line... ever

Excuse me, beautiful, mind if I stand next to you and do some talking? I don't mean to intrude, but I couldn't help but notice that you were sitting all alone and enjoying yourself. There's just one p...
Posted by on Thu, 03 May 2007 00:20:00 GMT

WTF!!!

What a fucking prick this Bill O'Reilly is. Folks, here it is, the fucking reality we face everyday in this country. What the hell makes so-called American citizens that much more deserving ...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 14:52:00 GMT