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About Me

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My name is Jason. I am 18. My goal in life is to own face.UPDATE: I have been inspired. Two friends of mine have posted comments, the first two do so since August. They have shown me there is still good in this world, that they care about me enough to go out of their way to click "add as friend" and tell me I'm a douchebag. So, I have decided to update my profile, because it is quite outdated. My questionnaire still says I have no piercings! How the hell will people know how bad ass I am if they don't even know I have a lip ring?! My ego has been stroked. Now you will suffer the consequences.My Space Survey Name: Jason Frederick Hasselberg Birthday: May 19, 1988 Eye Colour: Blue...There is no 'u' in the word 'color. Hair Colour: Red....dirty Brit! Height: Not very tall Weight: Not very heavy Skin Colour: Caucazoid Hobbies: Music, movies, hockey, napping, smokin' cigars, owning faces Likes: Penguins Dislikes: Not penguins Favourite Colour: Blue Favourite Food: Cheesecake Favourite Drink: Cheerwine Favourite Take-Away: Whats a take-away? Favourite Movie: Braveheart Favourite TV Show: Lost Favourite Song: Blackwater Park by Opeth Favourite Band/Singer: Opeth Should Table Tennis Be An Olympic Sport: Mario Tennis, yes Who Was The Last Person You Punched: I'm a lover, not a fighter Do You Sleep With The TV On: Don't have a TV in my room Are You Afraid Of The Dark: is a good show What Brand Are The Shoes Your Wearing Now: I'm barefoot. So, human? Can You Hula Hoop: No, but I can hopscotch Best Birthday Persent Given and By Who: 'Persent' is not a word Best Christmas Present Given and By Who: Victoria got me an Opeth CD. It made me happy. Best Present You Haven Given Someone and Who: A Spanish porno, to Peter. Do You Know The Muffin Man: Yeah. He's an asshole. Do You Talk In Your Sleep: How would I know? Can You Smell What the Rock Is Cooking: I can smell what your mom is cooking. Oh, snap. Have You Ever Asked For A Pony: No. Can You Juggle: No Can You Count to Schfifty-Five: Thats not a number. Have You Ever Been Suspended From School: No, I suspended school from me. Have You Ever Crawled Though A Window: Yes. Have You Ever Eaten Dog Food: Hamster food, yes. Dog food, now Who Is Your Daddy, and What does He do: Peter Moreau Are You Left or Right Handed: Right Do You Have a Partner in Crime and Who: I work alone Song That Makes You Sad: Bad songs Song That Makes You Happy: Good songs Most Annoying Song: Anything by Nickelback Last Thing You Brought: Brought to what? Last Person You Argued With: Batman probably Favourite Stuffed Animal and its Name: Jolly, the Christmas Gorilla Favourite Day of The Week: Friday, duh Favourite Topping Flavour: Depends what kind of topping it is and what the topping goes on. You can't just have generic toppings with generic flavors. And again, there is no 'u' in the word 'flavor'. Most Thrashed Song: That doesn't make sense. I have a favorite Thrash song. But a song can not be described as 'most thrashed'. You're quite an idiot aren't you? Last Person You Threw Something At: I don't throw things at people. I throw people at things. Do You Use Umbrella's: When its raining. Did You Go To Your School Formal: Formal what? Perfect Time to Wake Up: Mid -afternoon Perfect Time to Go To Bed: When Conan is finished. Ever Been In Car Accident: No Ever Gambled at a Casino: No What Was You First Alcoholic Drink: Some time of beer. What's the First Thing You Think, When You Wake Up: Mmmmmmgrrrfadkn;a. Fist Gig You Went To: I've never been to a fist gig. Smoked a Cigarette: Yes Smoked a Cigar: Many and often Done Drugs: Not illegal ones. Kissed A Member of Same Sex: No. Drank Alcohol: Yes Been in Love: No Been in Fist Fight: No Been Arrested: No Met Anyone of The Net: What? You make no sense. Grow some intelligence! Skipped School: Yes Seen Someone Die: No Been On a Plane: Yes Thrown Up From Drinking: Yes, but not from alcohol. I chugged water to fast and threw up. I blame Victoria. Been Skydiving: No Been Bunjee Jumping: No Been Snowboarding: No Been Skiing: No Been Mosh Pitting: 'Most Pitting' is not a verb, that makes no sense. But yes, I have been in multiple mosh pits. Love Someone Right Now and Who: Evangeline Lilly. I want her. Like Someone Right Now and Who: Girly questions suck. Made a Snow Angel: Yes Are You Ticklish: Yes Biggest Acheivement Today So Far Is: Taking a shower. Funniest Thing You Done Today So Far Was: I don't know How Long Did This Survey Take To Fill Out: Too long.
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My Interests

Music, movies, napping, snacking, watching hockey, drinking Rockstar, a good cigar, poker night, chillaxin'....

I'd like to meet:

People who don't suck.

Music:

3 Inches of Blood, Amorphis, Arch Enemy, At The Gates, Bloodbath, Breaking Benjamin, Burn the Priest, Bury Your Dead, Children of Bodom, Cradle of Filth, Creed, Damageplan, Dark Tranquillity, Devin Townsend, The Devin Townsend Band, Dimmu Borgir, Disturbed, DragonForce, Edguy, Ensiferum, Enya, Firewind, Flaw, Godsmack, Heavenly, In Flames, Josh Groban, Kalmah, Katatonia, Killswitch Engage, Korn, Lamb of God, Mastodon, Mudvayne, Nile, Opeth, Porcupine Tree, Rammstein, Rob Zombie, Sanctity, Scar Symmetry, Seether, Shadows Fall, Shinedown, Slipknot, Soilwork, Static-X, Strapping Young Lad, System of a Down, Three Days Grace, Trivium, Unearth, Zao, others...
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Movies:

Lord of the Rings, The Prestige,Saving Private Ryan, Anchorman, Sin City, The Boondock Saints, Enemy at the Gates, Band of Brothers, The Blair Witch Project, Memento, Insomnia, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Gladiator, The Exorcism of Emily Rose, Braveheart, The Count of Monte Cristo, Pirates of the Carribean, Black Hawk Down, We Were Soldiers, American History X, V For Vendetta, Munich, Identity, Indiana Jones (1-3), Back to the Future (1-3), Apollo 13, Star Wars, The Ring (1&2), Open Water, Tears of the Sun, The Bourne Identity, The Bourne Supremecy, Minority Report, Jurassic Park, Airplane, The Forgotten, Frequency, Galaxy Quest, The Sixth Sense, Unbreakable, Signs, The Village, Lady in the Water, The Italian Job, The James Bond movies, Its a mad, mad, mad, mad world, King Kong, X-Men (I-III), The Perfect Storm, The Alien Quadrilogy, Heat, Speed, Kingdom of Heaven, Troy, The 13th Warrior, Air Force One, Batman Begins, The Longest Day, Rat Race, The Battle of the Bulge, Crimson Tide, The Firm, Forrest Gump, The Fugitive, US Marshals, The Hunted, Men in Black (1&2), The Hunt For Red October, I Robot, Bridge on the River Kwai, The Mask of Zorro, War of the Worlds, A Time To Kill, A Beautiful Mind, The Truman Show, The Shawshank Redemption, Mission: Impossible 1-3, The Silence of the Lambs, Red Dragon, Hannibal Rising, Deja Vu, Borat, Se7en, Equilibrium, United 93, Jackass: The Movie, Jackass: Number 2, Snakes on a Plane, The Illusionist, 300, Farce of the Penguins

Television:

Lost, Battlestar Galactica, Star Trek, Family Guy, Metalocalypse

Books:

The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, anything by Michael Crichton, The Wheel of Time series, the Shannara series(s), Band of Brothers, D-Day, Citizen Soldiers and other Stephen Ambrose books.

Heroes:

Mikael Akerfeldt of Opeth. Other than him, I don't really have any. Oh, and Stuart Little. That guy had it rough but he fought the man and made friends with birds and cats and shit. He is a true hero.

My Blog

This Calling

I secretly crave, crave that scent again Still feel it pressing on me now Now with the onset, my flesh is weakening I steel my nerves for temptations at hand again And I hear this calling still you d...
Posted by JHASS on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 11:30:00 PST

Blackest Eyes

A mother sings a lullaby to a child Sometime in the future the boy goes wild And all his nerves are feeling some kind of energy A walk in the woods and I will try Something under the trees that made ...
Posted by JHASS on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 09:45:00 PST

Omerta

Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a cowardWhoever can not take care of himself without that law is bothFor a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "If I live I wi...
Posted by JHASS on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 12:08:00 PST

Vigil

I like to keep my blog updated with the lyrics of whatever song is currently playing on my profile. Our father thy will be done. I have denied this life its worth I will not be the victim. Sickness to...
Posted by JHASS on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 02:49:00 PST

We Will Rise

This chick's death vocals are so sexay.Tear down the walls Wake up the world Ignorance is not bliss So fed up with second best Our time is here and now I am the enemy I am the antidote Watch me closel...
Posted by JHASS on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 01:04:00 PST

When Darkness Falls

As you walk the path of least resistance Is it that simple as you claim it to be? Cut out your tongue Your eyes Your lies They do decieve you Your tongue Your eyes Your lies They do decieve you I sta...
Posted by JHASS on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 01:31:00 PST

Hell

Not in a good mood. So...BURNING, NOW I BRING YOU HELLLEAVE ME TONIGHTLET THE WARNING SAID, LEAVE A SHUDDER UPON YOURUNNING FROM ALL THAT YOU'VE FEARED IN YOUR LIFESOUL OF THE NIGHTWILL A SON MISLEAD,...
Posted by JHASS on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 08:10:00 PST

Pics of my new piercing.

For those who requested pictures of my new labret piercing, here are some links. I didn't feel like going through the trouble of resizing them so I could upload into my profile. I look miserable in th...
Posted by JHASS on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 08:00:00 PST

Friends

I had about 20 or so friends but I deleted all except for 7. I kept those seven because I know who the hell they are. Many of the other people I have no clue who you are. I just added you so I could h...
Posted by JHASS on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 10:36:00 PST

Cry My Name

You will see My burning inferno And there is no way In your wildest dreams That you can say no I suffocate your soul And drain you of your lifeblood The breathing darkness here Will make you disappea...
Posted by JHASS on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 06:45:00 PST