b.

.. Read my VisualDNA ™ Get your own VisualDNA™I am fascinated and lured into all things dark and twisted. I appreciate a twisted view And my motto is never judge a book by its cover. Yes, when I say book I really mean me. This is my political view point: "Hinei ma tov uma na'im shevet achim gam yachad." People need to understand that I am chatty while I am with you, and when we are apart you are always in my head and my heart. It's just that I am not good at the "keep-in-touch-thing". It doesn't mean that I don't love you. The people who will stick with me know that I love you forever and I am loyal.Great... I sound like a dog. ;) I can be a very determined woman and this has many times been interpreted as being a bitch, which I find amusing. I am very soft and mushy on the inside...................... I have learned to enjoy my physical side also, I am 5'11" and I love to wear heals. You would be amazed at the different reactions I get. (and I am not even that tall anymore, compared to alot of the young people I see)..... I am a real red-head and that gets alot of comments too. So I've learned to use it, enjoy it, and get amused by it. THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE JOKES; Never argue with a woman who reads... One morning a husband returns to his lake cabin after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, his wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book, enjoying the peace and quiet. Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says,"Good morning Ma'am,what are you doing?" "Reading a book"she replies, "You're in a restricted fishing area"he informs her. "I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing,I'm reading.""Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.""If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault." says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you" says the game warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.""Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.MORAL:NEVER ARGUE WITH A WOMAN WHO READS, IT'S LIKELY SHE CAN ALSO THINK!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: b.
Birthday: March
Birthplace: Texas
Current Location: Colorado
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Red
Height: 5'11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: mostly right
Your Heritage: German-Spanish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Wedge sandals
Your Weakness: My kids
Your Fears: My kids
Your Perfect Pizza: Thin crust-spinich
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Find a better place to hide the bodies
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ;)
Thoughts First Waking Up: Already?
Your Best Physical Feature: Height
Your Bedtime: After one more chapter...
Your Most Missed Memory: Innocence
Pepsi or Coke: Water
MacDonalds or Burger King: Noodles & Co.
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Earl Grey
Chocolate or Vanilla: Mmmm Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Community Coffee, the stronger the better
Do you Smoke: Nope, not anymore.
Do you Swear: All the time
Do you Sing: Whenever I'm alone
Do you Shower Daily: Yeah, long hot ones.
Have you Been in Love: Everyday.
Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that. Twice.
Do you want to get Married: Everyday.
Do you belive in yourself: Depends on what I'm doing.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope.
Do you think you are Attractive: Depends on what I'm doing.
Are you a Health Freak: Who you callin' freak?
Do you get along with your Parents: That would be weird, since they are dead.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes, with lots of lightening.
Do you play an Instrument: Yes.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: No.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Hello, teenage daughter.....
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I wished.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No thank you.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Only in my dreams
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I live in Colorado.....
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope.
Ever been Drunk: Yep.
Ever been called a Tease: Nope.
Ever been Beaten up: Yep (but I've been on the other side too)
Ever Shoplifted: Nope.
How do you want to Die: In a duel.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Be a nomad.
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Hazel
Favourite Hair Color: Dark
Short or Long Hair: Clean
Height: Taller than me.
Weight: Heavier than me.
Best Clothing Style: Clean
Number of Drugs I have taken: 3
Number of CDs I own: Way too many.
Number of Piercings: 4
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 3
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