A Cat With Rainbows for Legs |
Once a cat had rainbows for legs, his name was Eric. The irony was, being a cat, Eric hated getting wet. But unless he was out in the rain he couldn't use his rainbow legs to escape kids who would tor...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 02:32:00 GMT |
Well...it didnt work |
I was walking down the street and I heard someone say "yeah mate, I could shoot the fleas off a dogs back" so I stopped and said "exccuse me, would you be trying to lead this man to beleive that YOU c...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 03:14:00 GMT |
fake my death?! |
well I often talk about faking my own death so I don't have to go to work the next day.Well my friends, I've designed a flawless plan that will guarentee my success.I've drawn a detailed sketch and po...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 12:23:00 GMT |
what if it had a flat bottom? |
...WHAATT?!! than it wouldn't be a fucking taco dude, what an insult to that kid's heritage. That Old El Paso ad..where they're trying to make the taco's stand up is an actual documentary except it's ...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 05:04:00 GMT |
awesome-est show EVER |
I'm watching the best show on Channel 7, it's got it all...a slick-haired cop, some lady driving a police car, a white man and a black woman shaking hands and a clock counting down from 1 hour....I'm ...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 06:46:00 GMT |
Westpac ey? |
Obviously Tupac is still alive and running a major corporation called 'Westpac Bank' though I'm unsure what the company actually does, I can only assume it's some form of brothel with the possibility ...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 04:04:00 GMT |
Guloomp went the little green frog one day |
pfft, fucking dickhead of a frog, it's retarded and has abandonment issues anyway!! Did you know that Bruce Willis hates chicken noodles? ey? he really doesn't look the type does he? but he told me, h...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 23:21:00 GMT |
fahh sully..haha!!. |
yo! the other day I met this plumber and he was pretty fat, and like begged me to take him karting so I thought "yeah why not he's just a fat plumber" well fuck me dead if he wasn't the fastest go-kar...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 04:08:00 GMT |
Crap Survey..if you are bored |
The Survey to end All Surveys 1: Is global warming just made up to scare children? 2: Are Magpies directly responsible for the death of Abraham Lincoln? 3: Do the aliens have a hi...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 05:46:00 GMT |
Dr Phil in on a hill! |
well I wouldn't have beleived it if I didn't see it with my own two eyes..and I didn't I only had one eye open at the time so I can only assume the attack from those aliens and the being taken to thei...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 05:58:00 GMT |
