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Stokes!!

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My name is basically Stokes cos everyone calls me it.. even my gf! I go to John Deanes in northwich which is fekin FUNY unless im actually workin, so its actually funny all the time. I bum football n play for middlewich. We're really gona win summit this yr! Support United as u do, but dnt really like ronaldo much as hes a lot of a twat. I luv findin better music thn dan, spesh nu bands b4 they cum out proper. I enjoy pretending i know a lot about music.. when actually i have no real noledge of it.

My Interests

erm.. footy is life really... but partying is very fun 2, especially getin so drunk tht u dnt remember wt u did. I love college (most of the time) cos all my mates r there n its a proper laugh! Im interested in seeing chelsea get battered n arsenal 2. I luv music soooooo much but it pisses me off cos i cnnt play 1 instrument at all.

I'd like to meet:


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Matt Stokes
Birthday: 20th June
Birthplace: SE London
Current Location: Holmes Chapel
Eye Color: kinda greeney brown, hazel i believe is the correct term
Hair Color: blonde
Height: erm, 5"9
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right as it shud b!
Your Heritage: English alllll the way
The Shoes You Wore Today: K swiss
Your Weakness: My temper
Your Fears: Losing
Your Perfect Pizza: Gota have CHEESE n lots of it
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: AAA at alevel
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ...
Thoughts First Waking Up: FUK its early
Your Best Physical Feature: hmm... im gona go wiv ears
Your Bedtime: wen the small hand is past the 12
Your Most Missed Memory: the footy final
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: mcdys!
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocholate always
Cappuccino or Coffee: theyre both shit
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: about 50 times a day
Do you Sing: always
Do you Shower Daily: twice
Have you Been in Love: definatly not
Do you want to go to College: 1000000%
Do you want to get Married:&..39;
Do you belive in yourself: a bit too much
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: id say average
Are you a Health Freak: nope
Do you get along with your Parents: im a mummies boy!
Do you like Thunderstorms: most definatly, theyre really really fun if ur outside, cold n alone
Do you play an Instrument: nope :(
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes rather a lot of it
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope... MY GOD its been a fukin bad month!!!!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nah
Ever been Drunk: many a time
Ever been called a Tease: erm... no, but iv done a lot of calling, cough EMILY cough
Ever been Beaten up: only once
Ever Shoplifted: yes, but my mum caught me n made me return the item
How do you want to Die: peacefully
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a Doctor
What country would you most like to Visit: wales, cos then i cud explain y their country is so shitty!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: blonde
Short or Long Hair: long every time, i dnt really like lesbians
Height: smaller thn me.. tho it may b a challenge
Weight: skinny
Best Clothing Style:
Number of Drugs I have taken: nt many.
Number of CDs I own: i hvnt counted recently
Number of Piercings: none! fank god
Number of Tattoos: none "
Number of things in my Past I Regret: erm.. im gona go wiv about 5

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Music:

Anything really - Razorlight, An amazin guy called Raul Midon, The Killers, Kanye West, Oasis r good even tho they r northern, Plan B,The prodigy, The Futureheads, RHCP, Muse as they wer the best at leeds, My Chemical Romance, Lenny Kravitz, Panic! at the Disco, Jimi Hendrix, Mcfly!! ya gota luv thm!!!, Jay-Z,The Kooks, The Strokes, TBS, Arctic Monkeys ( but nt as much as dan who absaloutly friggin bums them), Goo Goo Dolls, Gota luv a bit of JT, Fall Out Boy, Fat Boy Slim, Chemical Brothers, Eminem, The Zutons, Stereophonics, Will Smith, Queen are all time legends! Reel Big Fish, Pendulum do sum proper tunes! n Robert Dougan's 1!

Movies:

Family Guy the film, The Matrix, Great Escape, The Excorsism of Emily Rose =) Pulp Fiction, Resevoir Dogs

Television:

Family Guy!!! its sooo fukin funny, Friends, Simpsons, an shit Tv that seems really entertaining at 2 in the mornin =s

Heroes:

Dan Mayers, cos iv jus seen the myspace profile he created for me wivout tellin me, That man is fukin hilarious with the pink n everything n the sexy pic, almost wet meself