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About Me

Hello, my name is Kris. Future leader, and fellow American. People tend to like because I'm nice and rarely late. I'm married to a wonderful person, she's my soul mate. I tend to be short tempered with people who do not think before they act. It irritates the crap out of me. I work with some cool guys, we're as tight as the arian brotherhood. I know that wasn't nice. Other than that I'm just another normal guy trying to make it in this world. I'm just lucky I have many people to help me in case I need help.

My Interests

My interest include but are not limited to the following: My wife, being with family and friends on a constant basis, taking my jeep into places and running it so much harder than it deserves, keeping in touch with old classmates, reading Chuck Norris stuff, algebra equations, wondering if I'd be a slave owner if it still existed today, trying to win the lottery without buying a ticket, and thinking about how I can make this run on sentence a little longer.

I'd like to meet:

People I used to go to school with. Graduated from La Vernia High in 2000, but attended SCUSISD my entire tenure of school before 1998. Looking for old friends and my current peeps. Don't be afraid to hit me up. Later.Hit in the head with shovel
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Music:

Everything.Metallica, Linkin Park, Limp Bizkit, Tool, Slipknot, Eminem, Kid Rock, all types of southern rock, new and old country music, i'm rounded in all types of music.

Movies:

Movies that tend to make me laugh, giggle like a girl, or spit soda out of my nose. I dislike scary movies because I have a bad tendency to go to the bathroom in my pants. If a movie has a part where it gets hot and heavy, I tend to close my eyes and pretend that I'm part of the movie, and just see where it goes. Movies that turn out gay and not worth watching I usually see how far I can go with the wife before she gets mad. This is how most of my movie watching nights go. So if invited to a movie, this is what your going to get.

Television:

C-SPAN, Uni-vision, telemundo, nick at night, Larry King Live, The Sex Lady, Daytime soaps, american idol, trading spouces, dancing with the stars, and fox news at nine. "At nine it's news, and ten it's history." You cant hang with that.

Books:

I can't remember the last book I read all of the way through. Just like the typical american, after high school I quit reading and probably wouldn't know half of the words of a sophomore book. It seems working, money, and somewhere to live comes before sitting down and reading a good novel.

Heroes:

My family and the men and women of the military. I'm always thinking of my sister Brandi who is serving our country in the United States Navy. She's always on my mind.