This is Somewhat Related |
There are a few important differences between Los Angeles and New York, I've noticed. In a sense, the two cities, whether or not either will admit it, are simultaneously locked into an epic death stru...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 02:07:00 GMT |
Community Starts with You |
If you can say that you are happy, if you can say that your happiness is not effected by place or person or if you have someone to fuck or if you don't, if you can say that you get joy out of watching...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 14:47:00 GMT |
PIII: Merry-Fing Christmas, and Thanks for all the Gas |
You just can't make this shit up. Last night (Christmas eve) I parked my car a few blocks away from my place. This is because I'm house/dog sitting for a friend and she lives a few blocks away. I figu...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 22:50:00 GMT |
PII: AT WHAT AGE DOES PLASTIC NO LONGER CUT IT? |
While not exactly a Christmas related post it's more of a question. Is there an age at which, at the grocery store EVERYTHING has to be bagged in paper AND plastic? Is there an age at which the physic...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 22:44:00 GMT |
PT I: Hookers for Yuppies |
I'm a pretty white guy. I'm pretty and I'm white. But here in LA even white people have tans. So, being the dead of winter I looked into a tanning salon. The tanning salon I went for was Silverlake Su...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 22:30:00 GMT |
CHRISTMAS IN LA -- AN UNWHOLESOME CHRISTMAS |
I've chosen a somewhat unorthodox Christmas this year. No, I haven't decided to convert to Judaism. (Although, secretly, I've contemplated this for a long time. Either Scientology or Judaism... whiche...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 22:29:00 GMT |
I Need to Have a Pair of Tits |
I need a pair of titsSeriously. Then people would read my blog, like a new religion. Or at least like an 80s pop band. It is sad, but it is true. Check this out: here These are the best MySpace has to...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 19:13:00 GMT |
If Women Didn't Exist |
Good day today. It's always a good day when you can get off work early. I only had to sit in one hour of traffic, which was wonderful. I drove home thinking about how the ride would be oh so much smoo...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 18:18:00 GMT |
Who came up with the idea of work? |
You ever wonder how "work" ever started? You know? Because someone had to invent that. You have to learn how to work; you're not just born knowing how to work. You spend the first formative years ...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 21:45:00 GMT |
And then, there was light beer |
And then there was light. And cold beer.I've thought of a new philosophy. Anything is possible. And if it's not, then your beer isn't cold enough. I know it's not much of an ethos, per se, but it gets...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 21:44:00 GMT |
