Lets have an anecdote here. Last year was on holiday with the lassies. Had been drinking all day and decided it was time to go out, so we head down to a wee pub and get talking to a few locals. By this time I was absolutely blitzed and ended up arguing with Denise who goes awol with some deaf-mute(how the fuck you chat up a deaf-mute I'd still love to know..) Now to cut a long story short, I didn't come home til the next day to find them sleeping on the couch, where he proceded to pish on her, then have the cheek to as for her number and offer me a fag. Don't think I've ever laughed so much in my life. Her face was an actual picture - Love ya doll!! haha x
