all right, all right... i hate to do it as much as i'm sure all the rest that have done it before me have, but let's just keep paring it down, shall we? I am not interested in meeting ANYONE without pictures. And, sigh, this does not include pictures of your big dicks. Your pictures must be as good and revealing as mine. mine aren't any great shakes, so that should not be asking too much out of anyone, should it now? still paying attention?men? well, perhaps, but very very few of you have managed to do anything but discourage me. so let's cut the crap, shall we. you're handsome, well groomed, can you believe i really have to say this, well dressed and smell of nothing. i don't give a damn about your height/weight proportion is on you, i only care about how it is on me! that means only a little bigger than me, although i do like to look up into... i have yet to meet anyone under the age of 35 that has any idea how to treat a woman. you should, no make that must, be intelligent, well read and well spoken, educated, and nicely dressed. remember, i am not a cheap date, and i like to show my appreciation for gifts. waste my time and i'll kick you in the balls so hard it will kill your family. i don't care if you're cheating on your wife.as for you tgirls out there... hons, i do know that i'm not a world class shemale by any stretch of the imagination, but i know my level. i don't really have to launch into the "no hairy panty wearers" diatribe now, do i darlings? and again, i hope i haven't offended any of the lovely sets of legs that have asked to be "added" but no. i've crossed that line, and will love to see you do it someday as well.