david [...agreed]

hello!
i'm david and i love you so much.

i was born two years after a vasectomy. as a result, i entertain the notion in my head that i'm somewhat invincible. there are no organizations or clubs that meet weekly, bi-weekly, monthly, or annually that are dedicated to the advancement of failed vasectomy babies. let it be known though, i was not an accident. the jew upstairs obviously wanted me born for some reason that i have yet to discover. i only wait patiently for this realization to happen. in the meantime, i am impervious to bullets, knives, wild animal attacks, and religious conversions.

THIS DOES HOWEVER FRIGHTEN ME

once i've found the cure for cancer, or become president, or changed lives with my rock n roll, its obvious to assume that i will be open to all the dangers that normal people live in fear of.

aim - mundaymay