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Misanthropic Nihilists Love Candybeans

About Me

I get angry everytime I see that commercial with the sweater song. And not the good sweater song by Weezer; I mean the stupid sweater song about giving chilly people sweaters. What a bad commercial. Other than that, I'm a pretty happy person. :o)HOT Myspace Layouts

My Interests

camping, hiking, kayaking, canoeing, reading, travel, meditation, controlled dream states, cooking, video games, and machete murders of disobedient clowns.

I'd like to meet:

a rare hornless unicorn.. Alec Baldwin Calls Dora the Explorer on FunnyOrDie.com ..

Music:

I wish there was more classic rock to be had. Or, at least, I wish all the djs in the world could agree not to play "Hotel California," "Sweet Home Alabama," and anything by Peter Frampton for at least 7 years.

Movies:

House of Sand & Fog, V for Vendetta, Pan's Labyrinth, House of Flying Daggers, The Constant Gardener, Yojimbo, Iron Monkey, Little Miss Sunshine...Shoot 'em Up was pretty damn good; you'll never underestimate a carrot again after seeing it.

Television:

We have no cable! We have rabbit ears! Nothing motivates you to go out and do something like facing a weekend full of golf and infomercials.

Books:

Unfortunately, I can't read, and it's only pure coincidence that anything I write makes sense. Gibuldagee.

Heroes:

Ghostwriter. How nice of him/her to spend his/her afterlife helping kids solve petty crimes. I hope I can do the same one day.