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Brian

Mein Gott! Die Juden haben Waffen!

About Me

Gah! Does anything about me really matter? I sit around watching DVDs, playing videogames, putzing around on the internet or listening to music all day (except for those rare days when I work). I'm a sloth who bides his time, waiting for the perfect time to... to... hell, I don't even know what I'm waiting for anymore. But did I ever?

My Interests

Other than movies, music, television and books, the only thing that I can think of is videogames: Silent Hill - Final Fantasy - Tomb Raider - Grand Theft Auto - Star Wars: Battlefront - Onimusha - Frequency/Amplitude - Resident Evil - Halo - Tetris - Fable - Metroid Prime - Ico - Metal Gear Solid - Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic - The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape From Butcher Bay - Gran Turismo - Doom - Lunar - Katamari Damacy - Midnight Club - SSX (and many, many more)

I'd like to meet:

Angelina Jolie. Lindy Booth. Kristin Kreuk. Lexa Doig. Emily VanCamp. Christina Milian. Jaime Pressly. Nicole De Boer. Linda Cardellini. Adriana Lima. Grace Park. Emmanuelle Béart. Jordana Brewster. Rachael Leigh Cook. Amy Acker. Hayden Panettiere. Bai Ling. Kristen Stewart. Michelle Rodriguez. Laetitia Casta. Kate Beckinsale. Missy Peregrym. Halle Berry. Alexis Dziena. Thandie Newton. Drea de Matteo. Samaire Armstrong. Christina Ricci. Mia Kirshner. Alyssa Milano. Parker Posey. Hudson Leick. Rozonda "Chilli" Thomas. Elisha Cuthbert. Gwen Stefani. Alexis Bledel. Charisma Carpenter. Gauge (yes, the porn actress). Michelle Monaghan. Free Dominguez. Vanessa Marcil. Eliza Dushku. Avril Lavigne. Rachel McAdams. Jessica Biel. Michelle Trachtenberg. Tatyana Ali. Lucy Liu. Erica Durance. Christine Taylor. Kate Mara. Jane March. Cameron Richardson. Anne Hathaway. Mena Suvari. Jolene Blalock. Ali Larter. Rhona Mitra. Carly Pope. Elizabeth Berkley. Jennifer Sky. Morena Baccarin. Sienna Miller. Ashley Scott. Keira Knightley. Natalie Portman. Lacey Chabert. Devon Aoki. Amanda Bynes. Rosario Dawson. Milla Jovovich. Zoe Saldana. Vanessa Minnillo. Rosalyn Sanchez. Brooke Burns. Fairuza Balk. Mary-Kate Olsen (or Ashley... I'm not picky). Alicia Keys. Kristen Bell. Rose McGowan. Jennifer Connelly. Amy Smart. Piper Perabo. Tara Reid. Erica Leerhsen. Courteney Cox. Ziyi Zhang. Kelly Carlson. Nora Zehetner. Eva Longoria. Jessica Alba. Téa Leoni. Mila Kunis. Alexa Davalos. Carmen Electra. Monica Bellucci. Qi Shu. Brittany Murphy. Jeri Ryan. Penélope Cruz. Or, failing any of them, reasonable facsimiles.

Music:

DJ Rap - Alicia Keys - Kidneythieves - Calyx - Mindless Self Indulgence - Or-If-Is - Madonna - The Crystal Method - Jem - "Weird Al" Yankovic - 4 Strings - Rob Zombie - Sister Soleil - Lasgo - Nelly Furtado - Korn - Massive Attack - 2Pac - Symbion Project - Frou Frou - Will Smith - No Doubt - Roni Size - Poe - Mylo - Faithless - Jurassic 5 - Gorillaz - The Prodigy - Lords of Acid - BT - Fiona Apple - Rammstein - Lady Sovereign - Freezepop - Propellerheads - Linkin Park - Fatboy Slim - Amon Tobin - Eve - Andy Hunter - Nine Inch Nails - Basement Jaxx - Sheryl Crow - Röyksopp - Bif Naked - Enigma - Ian Van Dahl - Disturbed - Aphrodite - Kasabian - Daft Punk - Quarashi - Groove Armada - Nellie McKay - Blockhead - The Chemical Brothers - Ming + FS - DJ Shadow - Orbital (and many more, including gobs & gobs of soundtracks)

Movies:

Ghostbusters - Planes, Trains and Automobiles - Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan - The Shining - Field of Dreams - Traffic - Fire and Ice - Akira - The Princess Bride - Memento - The Descent - Love Actually - The Rules of Attraction - Children of Men - Spy Game - Groundhog Day - The Pledge - A Scanner Darkly - Royal Space Force: The Wings of Honneamise - Seven - 28 Days Later - The Dark Crystal - Silent Hill - American Beauty - Heavy Metal - Series 7 - Fight Club - Blade Runner - 25th Hour - Ghost in the Shell - The Lord of the Rings trilogy - Beetlejuice - Serenity - Legend - John Carpenter's The Thing - Renaissance - Pulp Fiction - The Neverending Story - Sin City - Garden State - The Blair Witch Project - Toy Story - Eye of the Beholder - Labyrinth - the original Star Wars trilogy - The Crow - Die Hard - 12 Monkeys - Night of the Living Dead - Wizards - Grindhouse - Cabin Fever - The Abyss - Jurassic Park - Grave of the Fireflies - The Usual Suspects - Electric Dreams (and many, many more)

Television:

Firefly - Heroes - The Simpsons - Veronica Mars - Eureka - Greg the Bunny - Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Strangers With Candy - Futurama - Night Court - Robot Chicken - Supernatural - The Oblongs - The Dresden Files - Everwood - Bones - Red vs. Blue (even though it's not technically on television) - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Battlestar Galactica (new series) - Felicity - The Shield - The Venture Bros. - Serial Experiments: Lain - The Outer Limits (new series) - The Boondocks - Smallville - Blade: The Series - Frisky Dingo - Family Guy - The Muppet Show - Star Trek: Deep Space Nine - The 4400 - The Sarah Silverman Program - Keen Eddie - Sealab 2021 - The Kids in the Hall - Angel - South Park - Farscape - Drawn Together - ER - Tru Calling - Prison Break (and many, many more over the years)

Books:

House of Leaves - the Warstrider series - It - The Zombie Survival Guide - American Psycho - Shadows Fall - Night Beasts - The Stand - the Death Dealer series - A Key for the Nonesuch / Return of the Breakneck Boys - Cujo (I haven't read as much as I'd like to so I'm up for anything good)

Heroes:

People aren't likable enough for me to look up to them. So here's some virtual fauna:

My Blog

Screened Flicks Pt. 118

Today's Movie:Delta Farce - Larry The Cable Guy, DJ Qualls and some other douche play three army reservists thrown unwillingly into the "War on Terrorism" who accidentally end up lost in Mexico, mista...
Posted by Brian on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 02:20:00 PST

Screened Flicks Pt. 117

Today's Movie:28 Weeks Later - Sequel to the superb British 'zombie' flick 28 Days Later centering around a large group of survivors being allowed to resettle in the supposedly now-empty London but, o...
Posted by Brian on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 03:32:00 PST

Screened Flicks Pt. 116

Today's Movie:Shrek the Third - The first Shrek was sardonic with moments of pure brilliance. Shrek 2 went the Toy Story 2 route by introducing more goofy characters and altering the tone a bit to th...
Posted by Brian on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 11:33:00 PST

Screened Flicks Pt. 115

Today's Movie:Georgia Rule - Die hard drama about a spoiled little whore of babylon (Lindsay Lohan, ironically) who gets sent to live with her strict grandmother (Jane Fonda) in a small town. Conside...
Posted by Brian on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 01:44:00 PST

Screened Flicks Pt. 114

Today's Movie:Lucky You - It's Rounders-lite with rom/com ambitions, starring Eric Bana as pokerific prodigy Huck Cheever and Drew Barrymore in the generic role of "girl-who-completes-him". Lucky You...
Posted by Brian on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 11:57:00 PST

Screened Flicks Pt. 113

Today's Movie:Mr. Brooks - Dark story of a genuis schizophrenic serial killer named Brooks (Kevin Costner), his multiple personality co-conspirator (William Hurt), the wannabe who discovers his identi...
Posted by Brian on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 12:57:00 PST

Screened Flicks Pt. 112

Today's Movie:The Condemned - From WWE Films comes... hey, wait... where are you going? That was enough for you? WWE Films? C'mon, they made such fine fare as The Marine and See No Evil. You don't...
Posted by Brian on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 11:20:00 PST

Screened Flicks Pt. 111

Today's Movie:Fracture - Yet another courtroom thriller about surmounting insurmountable odds to bring a killer to justice. This time it's Ryan Gosling in the role of Willy Beachum, a cocky up-and-co...
Posted by Brian on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 01:24:00 PST

Screened Flicks Pt. 110

Today's Movie:In the Land of Women - Recently single Carter (Adam Brody), who just moved in with his feeble grandmother, discovers that the hot yet complex neighbor MILF across the way (Meg Ryan) has ...
Posted by Brian on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 12:55:00 PST

Screened Flicks Pt. 109

Today's Movies:The Invisible - Nick (Justin Chatwin) is a promising, nihilistic high school student who ends up pissing off the wrong people, landing him in a disembodied state. If he wants to remedy...
Posted by Brian on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 02:55:00 PST