Hello people =]I'm James. 18. I've just left Winstanley College and got into Lancaster University studying Criminology. My mates are awesome, and "they're like, well better than your mates". I'm gonna talk about them, if you can't be arsed reading who my mates are, then just scroll down to the bit after it.Josh 'Brother from Another Mother' Lewis. Eric Foreman-esque Star Wars fanatic. Cheesy bastard but an awesome guy. My best mate.
Josh 'Conan the Barbarian' Fletcher. You'll usually find him fondling a munter if you see us in a club. Either that or he'll be fingering Pavel Nedved.
Shaun 'Biscuit' Doyle. General romantic and arrogant bastard but we still love him. Aspires to have hair like Adam Baldwin off Coronation Street.
Alex 'Meathead' McDermott. Has a head the size of a large slab of meat. He also has a fantastic talent of pulling 3 whole facial expressions.
James 'Kav'/'Sex Pest' Kawalek. Funny guy who, like Josh, you'll find poking the munter's friend.
Carl 'Bolkenstein' Walker. Another funny guy who resembles a whole different person due to facial expressions when angry. Always up for a laugh.
Dean 'Racing Stripes' Mulcrow - one of the strangest boys you'll ever meet whose stories are fucking hilarious. Only you Dean mate.
Chris 'Magic' Johnson. All-round nice guy who's always up for getting arseholed unless he's being the patriot at ASDA the morning after.
Calum 'Ralum' Radford. His life consists of Carling and fanny. Had some of the best parties at his 'crib'.
Chris 'Stoner' Bostock. They call him Stoner coz his dad wears red shoes. Very strange but very friendly guy. P.S, by calling him friendly, there's no implication that he's gay.
Ryan 'Bulb'/'Tony Blair's 3rd Sex Slave' Devlin. Bulb has a gift of making any interesting conversation lead directly towards a pro-Labour campaign. He spends his spare time spanking Mr Blair with a rubber whip.
Mike 'Joey' Bannister. Calum's cousin. Currently owns a Nissan Skyline R33 GTS-t 2.5 litre Turbo. The bastard. Proper funny bloke who at nearly 21 still gets excited over Harry Potter.
Byrney 'Byrney' Byrney. He's probably at home smoking his pipe and playing with his tweed slippers. Proper sarcastic lad which is hilarious if it isn't aimed at you.
Townley 'Townley' Townley. The dark horse - a German immigrant who has a habit of driving to Liverpool/St Helens if he's in need of a shag. Funny bloke who's always always smoking his tits off.
Darren 'WWWAAAYYYY!!!' Ward. One funny fucker, turns into a raving lunatic when drunk - Mike found him with his head in the oven in a pool of cold water. Always up for a laugh.
Reece 'Gettin an Evo me' Hill. Proper settled down wiv his fiance Gill. Always make everybody feel welcome at their 'pad' and a genuinely nice bloke and so is Gill, except she's not a bloke. You get what I mean.Anyway, I own a blue Rover 25 1.4i 16v which is my baby. I love cars - Skylines, Imprezas, Evos, Type Rs (Civic, Accord, Intergra), Supras, Shelby GTs, RX8s, RX7s, 350Zs.
I love going out, whether it's on a big night out with the lads or going to the cinema. Most of us end up drunk out our faces singing songs like football fans when we're out clubbin, unless some of us decide to be sensible and not get absolutely wasted.
I'm quite family oriented, I live with my Mum and Nan and couldn't ask for better parents.
I'm currently single, not really looking for a relationship and I'm enjoying myself =] but I guess you can never rule it out if you meet the right person!
Anyway I'm gonna finish this section now! Hope you've enjoyed reading =]
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