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evey pot roast

About Me

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My Interests

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a needle in a fuckstack. other borrachitos.

My Blog

i'm taking a little bit stranger when i go

i walked 12 miles to see the dead yesterday. knocked on the door of fugitives and refugees, but they wouldn't let me in. took half a $25 morphine, stretched my legs, and almost barfed in the street. i...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Apr 2009 11:01:00 GMT

dear you

got the weight of two pink elephants on my chest and a lung full of weed. speaking of that weed, i'm never EVER allowed to partake in a joint after 4 rum and pineapples poured by keli's hand. wandered...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Mar 2009 11:14:00 GMT

middle name games

hitting glass on acid is like lying to my mom who calls me baby girl on valentines day. i was born with my hands in fists asking why im told my dad killed himself in a burger king crown and a belly f...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Feb 2009 21:11:00 GMT

bad luck makes for sorry fucks

if i were an animal, i'd be stubborn. not quite a mule but with it's kick and swagger. or maybe a deer on ice. imagine that shit! all slip and slide no safety net at all. somebody once called me bunny...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Feb 2009 13:06:00 GMT

when i say divorced i mean it

i want a milkshake and a coney island. some goddamned honesty without the hohum and mumdrum of the voices of drunks. i'm sitting in a big, broken pile of shit. with a d word on it. roll out, the dump ...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Oct 2008 06:11:00 GMT

i’d say rest in peace but dead’s forever and i’m fucked.

my grandpa died today.he was the best man i've ever met.i love you mr.litsey, to the moon. where i'll meet you for a cheeseburger. hopefully in heaven you won't been too sick to eat a fucking cheesebu...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 19:24:00 GMT

everybody’s doing it

flashlight tag lights up the rain to snow and makes your smile taller than this city's tallest building. thought holding hands was romantic til i learned how to fuck right then i laughed til i peed th...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 18:58:00 GMT

getting down=disaster

dear god, i forgot a full workday when the sun came around. bitched over four hour shifts and a 15 minute bike ride each way. if i don't pedal hard. 8 hours downtown spent hating big cities, then reme...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 18:06:00 GMT

tons of assholes on bikes

lucky i woke up and lucky i got to sleep. had a million dreams. count em. remembered a few details but couldn't put the ends or beginnings or middles together so i left them for yesterday. found out i...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 01:45:00 GMT

a river runs through it

tan as a beaner and maybe missing your face. are you mad, keli? i'll be there. kicking and screaming and laughing all the way. sometimes i get nervous just so when i see you. that fat dude at the airp...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 14:20:00 GMT