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Jason

I say fuck... a lot.

About Me


Myspace LayoutsI can be very reclusive and I greatly value my space (no pun intended, I rarely pun). My roomie says that I "test" newbies, but once they "pass" they are golden. I overuse air quotes while speaking. I am dry and quick-witted to the point that I annoy myself. I have lightning quick reflexes which may or may not be the result of a radioactive spider. I am a recovering alcoholic. My goal is to enjoy my life. And I will. I'm trying to figure out my next tattoo. I'm thinking the bloody hand on my family crest, but I'm up for suggestions.
Your Birthdate: May 5
You have many talents, and you are great at sharing those talents with others.
Most people would be jealous of your clever intellect, but you're just too likeable to elicit jealousy.
Progressive and original, you're usually thinking up cutting edge ideas.
Quick witted and fast thinking, you have difficulty finding new challenges.
Your strength: Your superhuman brainpower
Your weakness: Your susceptibility to boredom
Your power color: Tangerine
Your power symbol: Ace
Your power month: May What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

My Interests

I never thought I would say this, but my favorite thing is going to the gym. It helps me to take my mind off of things that are bothering or stressing me and allows me to keep focus on a goal. I love reading all things (magazines, books, newspapers) and movies are always a great way to pass the time. My roommie and I love going on journeys (she more than I, but I still like them a lot).

I'd like to meet:

Not sure. I'm very guarded and cautious about meeting new people. Somebody trustworthy and who amuses me. If you would like to chat with me, my AIM screenname is Obirese and my Yahoo Messenger screeenname is seamusjack.

Music:

I have got the most generic taste in music, it is almost an embarrassment. I love Madonna, U2, No Doubt, Mary J. Blige, FooFighters, Everclear and lots of pop and dance music. It is the only area in my life in which I feel "uncool".

Movies:

Boondock Saints, Closer, Fight Club, Usual Suspects, Traffic, American Beauty, Se7en,Fargo, The Godfather Trilogy. Most of my picks are dark movies and those without happy endings. I have a couple fluffy choices, like Steel Magnolias and Rent, but they at least have a death in them. Love Actually makes me cry and is currently the only movie that does so. If you ask me to a movie that involves a serial killer, I am there.

Television:

I really don't watch much television, and if I do they are typically reruns of shows that were cancelled years ago. But I like The Simpsons and Family Guy and am strangely drawn to SuperNanny.

Books:

I Know This Much is True is my favorite book ever. I like other sorts of books, especially series and trilogies, because I get emotionally involved with the novels I read and when I am finished with them, I wish I could keep going on. Augusten Burroughs and David Sedaris are also phenomenal.

Heroes:

It sounds trite, but my parents are my heroes. They didn't have the best start to their married life (let's just say little Jason Andrew was definitely a factor in their getting married), but they have been happily married for over 28 years, and together for 30, since they were teenagers. Money was tight, but my brother and I never wanted for anything, and the four of us have developed a cohesiveness that will get us through all things, good and bad.

My Blog

Jason "Michael 'Mouse' Tolliver" Kurth

Have you ever had a day where you feel like you're looking into the future and you see exactly where you're headed? I feel like I am destined to be a "single gentleman of a certain age" who wears swea...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 12:37:00 PST

Do you know how I know I'm gay?

I'm listening to a dance remix of the Brokeback Mountain theme song.
Posted by Jason on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 07:21:00 PST

My Downstairs Neighbor Cries When She Has An Orgasm

There really isn't a lot more to this blog than the title, but I was intrigued Friday night. I'm laying in bed reading an article about fat babies in  my most recent issue of People (as I am know...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 09:44:00 PST

Good Lord I'm a Beatnik

I am having a day where I feel like I should be sitting in a coffee shop, smoking imported Turkish cigarettes (despite the fact that I don't smoke) and be dressed all in black. I write horrible poetry...
Posted by Jason on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 09:18:00 PST

Red Bull Makes Your Shit Smell Weird

So I went with the roomie on a mini-vacay to Columbus this past weekend. It was really lovely, great weather, and so on and so on and so on. Met up with the old college pals, Bea Arthur and ...
Posted by Jason on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 06:55:00 PST

MySpace Friends

If you are a skank who wants to have the appearance of having friends and thousands of guys who want to fuck you, do not request me to be your friend. I don't want to fuck you. You have a vagina, and ...
Posted by Jason on Sun, 21 May 2006 09:43:00 PST

It Was My Fucking Birthday

So I celebrated my 28th birthday on May 5, 2006. I have to say that it was probably one of the best birthdays I have ever had. I woke up early and went to the gym with my brother, a little "Kurth Boy ...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 08 May 2006 11:22:00 PST

Changes

So I have been having a pretty good week. I posted a picture of myself and my brother from his swearing-in as a corrections officer last week, and I think I can honestly say that I have never been mor...
Posted by Jason on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 01:39:00 PST

I have never blogged before.

To be honest, I don't understand  blogging. Why anyone other than the people that are a part of my life would want to know about daily activities and my thoughts really doesn't make sense. But ma...
Posted by Jason on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 11:25:00 PST