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The COOLEST

I'm a wrestler clown!

About Me

I play a mean air guitar.

This is my poetry.

My Interests

I like screaming. I'm kind of interested in that show about Hugh Hefner's girlfriends.
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I'd like to meet:

Anybody less boring than the people I see on a regular basis.

Music:

Beatles, Sublime, Crass, Cramps, Dead Kennedys, Damned, Patsy Cline, Dead Milkmen, Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Cherry Poppin Daddies, Violent Femmes, Aretha Franklin, Bob Dylan, GWAR, Johnny Cash, Anything on the Natural Born Killers Soundtrack, Nickolas Paul, Machine Gun Eddie, Joshua Eymann, Bijoux

Movies:

Power Puff Girls "Meet the Beat Alls", Run Ronnie Run, Anchorman, Dodgeball, Reality Bites, Crybaby, Pulp Fiction, Four Rooms, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Almost Famous, The Little Mermaid, Canibal! The Musical, Beauty and the Beast, Love Actually, Meet the Parents, Natural Born Killers.. width="425" height="350" ..

Television:

Trailer Park Boys, Power Puff Girls, Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends

Books:

A Bridge Across Forever, Already Dead, Annie Bannanie, Anything by Mark Bruback. Right now I'm reading Sophie's World.

Heroes:

Anybody who stands up for what they feel is right, whether or not I agree with them.

I'm pretty sure Jesus is my hero, because he was the first punk rocker.

My Blog

I JUST FOUND THIS OUT TODAY.

I consumed $300 worth of alcohol on my birthday!  I think that is amazing.  No wonder I was so fuckered up, eh?  It's all coming together now!
Posted by The COOLEST on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 09:15:00 PST

I JUST GAVE MY CAT A BATH

So I just gave my cat a bath.  I have never done that before.  I don't reccomend it.  She's so mad at me I think she is going to piss on everything I own.  Hopefully the bump on he...
Posted by The COOLEST on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 09:41:00 PST

MY BIRTHDAY

I celebrated my 21st birthday this weekend.  On Friday night I had a surprise party after work.  Last night was my real birthday and I went to Pioneer Square.  I had a lot of fun and bl...
Posted by The COOLEST on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 06:04:00 PST

WHAT A HOTTIE

Joshuah brought it to my attention...aren't I hot in my picture?
Posted by The COOLEST on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST