Know Your Onion Promotions exists to show the world that I, Jared, have better taste in music than you (yes, you!) as I am better looking and more intelligent than you and your mum likes me.
It also exists so that I can promote talented bands and solo artists that I believe in. And It also exists so that I can raise money for charity when the opportunity presents itself. Charity, and helping others in general, is the bestest thing in the world ever and your mum likes it but not as much as she likes me.
By the way, tell your mum that I can't make it round for tea on Wednesday but I taped her the Eastenders omnibus and I'll be round on Thursday to watch it with her. Tell her I'll bring some Mr Kipling pastry snacks too.
PS: IF YOU'RE A BAND WANTING A GIG AND DON'T READ MY 'HOW TO GET A KYO GIG' BLOG AND TAKE IT ONBOARD YOU WILL IN MOST CIRCUMSTANCES NOT GET A REPLY TO YOUR ENQUIRY. YOUR MUM SAYS IT'S GOOD TO READ; I KNOW THIS COS SHE ENJOYED THE CATHERINE COOKSON AND MILLS AND BOON BOOKS I GOT HER FOR MOTHERS DAY (THEY ONLY COST ME 10 PENCE EACH FROM THE WOMEN'S INSTITUTE JUMBLE SALE TOO! BARGAIN!) . SAID BLOG CAN BE FOUND HERE:
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&f
riendID=62924885&blogID=239058861
Jared xxx
