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Akash Patel

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About Me

This gave me an asthma attack
GO AHEAD ASK HIM
He will not hold back any punches
This is what indie film is all about...
GO BAYSIDE HIGH
I think this man has convinced me to get a Phillips
Diwali .. the indian festival of lights... ENJOY
HMOs they are killing the system... but dam if they don't make awesome commercialsThe END OF THE WORLDThe evolution of DANCEWhat we in born in the 80s aspire to Finish loading then play itOne of the hottest women and funniest men on this planet Her accent just makes u fucking MELT Born and raised in Queens, NYC. I am genetically engineered to loathe every other place on this planet besides NYC. Who am I to fight genetics?Went to catholic school way before the whole preist - altar boy fetish. So glad I missed out on that wave.Then went to the FORTRESS, biggest building in brooklyn.... BTHS, Brooklyn Technical High School, and the most important thing I learned there was how to enjoy, not one, nay 2, neither 3, but 4 lunch periods. I didnt even eat at any of them most days, unless they were serving STUFFED SHELLS, or LASAGNA. OH memories....SUNY stonybrook was the next stop on this train to nowhere. Learned many things, mainly how to be the laziest bastard on this planet. Also crowned the King of Procrastination, and I ruled with an iron fist.And now in St. George's University, School of Medicine. Med school on a beach exactly what i need to be whipped in to shape and be disciplined.Now i can see the end of the road, and maybe just maybe things just might get real interesting............... I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdgnieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? - i still enjoy rolling a good booger or two once in a while... dont judge me, u love it too
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My Interests

Anything that could allow me to procrastinate when i shouldnt be..... Most people know what those are..... America's view of soccer (Football for all the Europeans)

I'd like to meet:

-CHUCK NORRIS... Have you read all the TRUE Facts on this man... its sickening... The real Patch Adams Liv Tyler... THe hottest woman alive

Music:

I was born and raised on HIP/HOP and RAP... but college came around and I discovered INDIE ROCK and ALTERNATIVE ROCK... and that is what i use nowadays to destroy my eardrums... The greatest song on this planet isTHE MAN WHO SOLD THE WORLD by Nirvana.... SOme of the other bands are, Bright Eyes, TIlly and the Wall, Belle and Sebastian, Le Tigre, Azure Ray, Keane, RHCP, Postal Servise, Broken Social Scene, Dashboard Confessionals, Her Space Holiday, and some many more .....

Movies:

The greatest movie of all time is THE USUAL SUSPECTS....... Some of the other great ones are, BRAVEHEART, DANGEROUS LIVES OF ALTAR BOYS, FIGHT CLUB, MEMENTO, BELIEVER, DONNIE DARKO, RESEVOIR DOGS, KILL BILL VOL. 1 + 2, TRUE ROMANCE, PULP FICTION, BILLY ELLIOT, CLERKS, AMERICAN HISTORY X, CONFIDENCE, INTERMISSION, REQUIEM FOR A DREAM, TRAINSPOTTING...... AND SO SO SO MANY MORE

Television:

I watch way too much... even with no tv i download shows... i dont even want to disgust you with all the shows i enjoyEnjoy some clips from the greatest show out there Fuck The FCCWhere's My Money BitchWhy we cant find OsamaStew-O

Books:

If you have to look here... then u dont know me... i only read the backs of cereal boxes and calvin and hobbes strips....

Heroes:

This bastard.... The man with the biggest BALLS