If I don't know you in person don't send me friend request.I'm Michael, and I rock. You may rock, but not as much as I rock. Sometimes I rock too much for the "normal people" of society, but that's their fucking problem.
In my spare time I enjoy generating electricity by quickly flexing my biceps and then triceps to help fund NASA's research. On occasion I have been known to chew glass because chewing tobacco is for pussies. Adidas wants to sponser me in the indy 500, but I won't race because if I run and turn left too many times the space time continuim is jeopardized and there are UFO sightings for weeks. My community service work include saving babies that have fallen down wells, making kittens from scratch, and I'm currently the SWAT team for a small rural town 100 miles north of Las Vegas.
I started the following trends: Chuck Norris facts, sticking your elbow out of the car window while driving, sampling music and reciting poetry over it (you may know this as "hip hop" or "rap"), tattoos, skywriting, upside down question marks when writing in espaniol, earthquakes, casual sex, catholic confessions, car lowering and truck lifting, gang colors, backwards baseball caps, Ellen, 80's movies montages, and last but not least 'breathing'.
I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4
