soklan spot utk ekonomi dan sejarah... |
Soalan Spot utk Ekonomi Asas1. Tiga perkara keperluan manusia, apakahkeperluan itu?A: makan, rumah dan pakaian.B: makan, awek dan uwang.C: bini, bini orang dan anak dara orang.D: Rokok, korok dan koro...
Posted by afyrd on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
my new band-chickerthiz |
penubuhan band aku telah dilancarkan baru2 ini..so sape yg nk dgr demo aku plz msg me k...go chickerthiz go!!!
Posted by afyrd on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Helpful Hand |
Little Johnny comes home from Catholic school with a black eye. His father sees it and says, "Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?"
"But Dad," said Johnny...
Posted by afyrd on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
How all careers end |
How careers end...
Lawyers are disbarred.
Ministers are defrocked.
Electricians are delighted.
Far Eastern diplomats are disoriented.
Drunks are distilled.
Alpine climbers are ...
Posted by afyrd on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Engineer In Hell |
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place."
So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is l...
Posted by afyrd on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Outrageous lying |
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Of...
Posted by afyrd on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Story Of A Lonely Guy |
Push it out
fake a smile
Avert disaster
just in time
I need a drink
cause in a while
Worthless answer from friends of mind
It's dumb to ask, cool to ignore
Girls posess me, but they're never m...
Posted by afyrd on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
