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Keefy

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About Me

I am under six foot.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Keefy
Birthday: 13/05
Birthplace: Ormskirk, UK
Current Location: Salford
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Dark Brown (bleached)
Height: 5,11 god damn it!
Right Handed or Left Handed: Er...both. Some stuff righty (handwriting), others lefty (guitar, and other hand techniques)
Your Heritage: Is conspicious by it's absence.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Paratrooper boots.
Your Weakness: A sharp blow to the jugular.
Your Fears: Instant and upexpected death.
Your Perfect Pizza: Is probably a house pizza, though I've never been able to afford one.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: My own place.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "Ciao!" Even though I've never ever said it in real life.
Thoughts First Waking Up: "Oh fuck..."
Your Best Physical Feature: My left earlobe is without a blemish.
Your Bedtime: 2 am, if I'm a good boy.
Your Most Missed Memory: The past 5 years spent smoking pot.
Pepsi or Coke: They're both corporate whores.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Are you listening to me?
Single or Group Dates: Group! Group! I...oh. I see what you mean. Dunno.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton since it isn't Nestle I guess. Don't care.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee.
Do you Smoke: I quit again. What a loser I am.
Do you Swear: No, and anyone who says I do is a fucking liar.
Do you Sing: Allegedly, given that I try to do so for two bands.
Do you Shower Daily: Yes, not that you'd think it.
Have you Been in Love: Probably, not the mutual kind though.
Do you want to go to College: I'm pretty sure I've already been.
Do you want to get Married: Woah! This is only our first date!
Do you belive in yourself: No.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Used to.
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm not exactly a mutant, but my personality makes up for it.
Are you a Health Freak: Sometimes.
Do you get along with your Parents: Sometimes.
Do you like Thunderstorms: When inside, yes. When outside, NO! Instant death by lightening.
Do you play an Instrument: Yar. Guitar and related strings.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: For sure.
In the past month have you Smoked: No, I quit. I am a loser.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Alcohol and tobacco aside, clean since march 2006.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I don't believe I've ever been on a date.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Um...I went into the arndale to get a pastie.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No. I don't fly over to America for my biscuits.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes.
In the past month have you been on Stage: No, and god I want to get back.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Hah! I should be so lucky.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: My friend's dignity.
Ever been Drunk: Yes.
Ever been called a Tease: No, maybe that might remedy some of the other questions.
Ever been Beaten up: No, mercifully. Usually walked away.
Ever Shoplifted: Nope, must change that.
How do you want to Die: Bleed to death, slowly.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: More mature than I am now.
What country would you most like to Visit: Nicaragua.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Don't know.
Favourite Hair Color: Black, or dyed.
Short or Long Hair: Long, long, long, long.
Height: 5, 4" What sort of question is that?!?
Weight: Slim, being stood next to a beanpole like myself ain't flattering.
Best Clothing Style: Grunge on me, Gothic on others.
Number of Drugs I have taken: 2 illegal types, god knows the quantities.
Number of CDs I own: Not nearly enough.
Number of Piercings: None. Yet.
Number of Tattoos: None.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1,367,938. Though I'm getting over one of them.
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My Interests

The following interests work hand in hand with my concepts of style: Listening to Alternative-rock/pop, playing guitar and singing for said bands, getting drunk, smoking,, acting slovenly and stupidly when at work so everyone there continues to think I'm addicted to smack, or something.

The following interests are stunningly geeky, but I really couldn't give a shit: Reading the Harry Potter books, Watching the Harry Potter films, Talking about Harry Potter, Writing my own Potter books, Final Fantasy VII, reading warhammer books on my own because I can't find anyone to play with me. MASTURBATION.

I'd like to meet:

God. (and, upon reflection and a late night internet trail, Liz Vicious)

Music:

I enjoy straddling both alternative and mainstream music, to the effect that I am regarded as having rather obscure taste by many pop fans, and having worryingly poppy tastes by my more musically knowledgeable friends. My reasons for liking bands/artists varies from minute to minute, giving any reasons from lyrics, to music to guitar solo's to pointless notions of credibility and integrity.

If you want to talk genres, then half my record collection would fit snugly in the "grunge" bracket. I also own some alternative pop and the occaisional album that might be regarded as metal.

I play in bands from time to time. My last band, Drone (www.droneweb.co.uk), was a truly excellent fusion of punk-rock and uncompromising incompetance, that was absolutely brilliant. These days I have somehow found myself in a prog-rock band. I don't know why. I hate prog.

I like these bands best of all: Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, Alice in Chains, Opeth, Matthew Good Band, High on Fire,Temple of the Dog, Kyuss, Nobuo Uematsu.

The following Bands used to be further down the list, but have since enjoyed an upgrade into the "almost in the list of my favourite bands" territory: Melvins, Monster Magnet, At the Gates, (early) Emperor, Darkthrone, Cat Power, Blind Melon.

I like these bands quite a lot: The Smashing Pumpkins, The Tea Party, Mudhoney, Queens of the Stone Age, A Perfect Circle, Tool.

I like what I've heard of these bands a lot, though I've not heard a great deal, so I can't really call them my favourites: Tad, The Whitlams, Something For Kate, Ben Folds Five, Paradise Lost.

And I like these bands, although my absurd notions of what gives artists integrity prevents me from regarding them as equal to the other bands mentioned: Lacuna Coil, Silverchair.

Movies:

Mes Fevryt Fylms is: Donnie Darko, May, Dazed and Confused, Magnolia, LotR: The Two Towers, Battle Royale, Audition, Lost in Translation, and a host of other stuff which I can't even begin to remember right now.

Television:

I am lucky enough to not watch a great deal of television. Family Guy, American Dad and Match of the Day are about all the programs I ever watch. In actual fact I haven't watched the first two in nearly six months, so I suppose only the latter counts.

Books:

As a child, Everything by Robin Jarvis (The Deptford Mice series, The Whitby Witches etc).

As an adult, or at least in what might be termed my post-teenage years, I am obsessed with the Harry Potter novels, to quite manic levels.

If anything in my profile is true, then it is that.

Heroes:

At 21 years old I am between theories of heroes. For the first twenty one years of my life I believed that heroes existed and were a source of great inspiritation. I acted like my heroes, both fictional and real, and hoped that one day I could be a "hero".
But recently I've lost sight of this. As I'm become slightly less naive, I've begun to spot the character flaws in the people I worshipped, and the unrealness of heroes on screen. Kurt Cobain probably wasn't against all the corporate interests I thought he was, Che Guevara probably had an extremely macho streak, John Lennon probably didn't treat people quite the way I believed. Yet I find myself an amalgamation of all of the pathetic, media documented and probably made up, characteristics of these people. Inevitably I have taken the worst from all of them and become a sad excuse for a person living off other people's interpretations of people I claim to love when I don't even know them.
So I'm between heroes.

My Blog

Drummer Wanted

No extraordinary humour, no whinging disguised as irony, no black metal jokes. Me and Lee need a drummer in our band. A bassist would also be welcome. We play alternative-rock so far, but given our di...
Posted by Keefy on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 05:43:00 PST

Some Blaze Into My Nothern Sky

Hello! It's been a while since I last posted a blog up, and not without reason. I've had nothing much to say (or more importantly, complain about) for some time now, and this has not changed. Why then...
Posted by Keefy on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 03:11:00 PST

This is why I don't watch TV

Goddammit! It should have been a busy night of interneting and telephone-life-management, but in my impatience I flicked on the television... Wow! It's only classic Brit-Western-Type-Film Dead Man's S...
Posted by Keefy on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 04:57:00 PST

A dull friday.

Well, once again I refuse to commit myself to a single plan, and once again all of my many plans fall resolutely on their proverbial arses. My friend who is usually around on friday nights has not cal...
Posted by Keefy on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 04:14:00 PST

Again, nothing to write home/online about

Yeah well, I'm back. It's a tuesday night, I'm on my own, I'm bored, and I'm working on getting drunk again. It's not that my life is boring, it's just that all of the really interesting things that g...
Posted by Keefy on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 04:24:00 PST

Miflificuf

I have a blog address, so I'm to use it dammit! So, this is blogdom. Looks fairly empty from what I can see so far. Um, I think this is for talking about what's going on in my life, and how I feel abo...
Posted by Keefy on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 03:24:00 PST