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THE ROMEO DOGS...
YOU START WITH DANNY GARDNER. IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO YOU ARE WHO IS READING THIS, DANNY PLAYS GUITAR BETTER THAN YOU DO. HE ALWAYS WILL. BLINDFOLDED. WITHOUT A CIGARETTE. HE WRITES BITCHIN' SONGS, TOO. BLINDFOLDED. WITHOUT A WORD PROCESSOR. OR A THESAURUS. THEN YOU ADD IN A PINCH OF MISTER DAVE. BECAUSE ANYMORE THAN A PINCH OF MISTER DAVE IS LETHAL, AS THE VIENNA CHOIR BOYS, LIBERACE, AND THE BOLSHOI BALLET HOUSE BAND HAVE COME TO FIND OUT. HE ONCE PLAYED KEYBOARDS WITH JUKE BOY BONNER FOR 145 YEARS. THEN THE SUN CAME UP IN THE WEST. DAVE WEARS FUNNY HATS AND PLAYS SERIOUS KEYS. DON'T FUCK WITH THE HAT. THE VATICAN HAS RULED IT OFF LIMITS. THE SWISS GUARD WILL KILL YOU. NEED A REASON TO LIVE? THAT WOULD BE STEVE BROD'S DRUMMING. WHEN STEVE IS FINISHED CUTTING A TRACK, THE RECORDING AUTOMATICALLY GETS PUT INTO A TIME CAPSULE BY BARRACK OBAMA AND SHOT INTO OUTER SPACE BY NASA. WHEN HE'S NOT BUSY SETTING OFF AIRPORT METAL DETECTORS, MIKE MANNING HAS BEEN LAYING DOWN FUNK-A-LICIOUS BASS SINCE HE WAS STRUCK BY LIGHTNING IN HIS MOTHER'S WOMB IN 1957. GOOD THING, TOO, BECAUSE HE HAS NO OTHER REDEEMING QUALITIES.
THE BRIDES OF JESUS...
JONES NEVER MET AN OVERDUB, EQ, MULTI-TRACK, EFFECT, SUB MIX, CIRCUIT, OR WHEATSTONE BRIDGE THAT HE COULDN'T CONQUER. NOR HAS HE MET A PIECE OF VINTAGE GEAR THAT HE DIDN'T ACQUIRE. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MIX A GEAR HEAD GUITARIST WITH A MASTER ELECTRICIAN. MARK MURPHY? HE WAS JESUS ON BROADWAY, WHICH HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE PROJECT NAME BUT EVERYTHING TO DO WITH WHY HE IS A VOCALIST IN THE PROJECT. MIKE MANNING PLAYS A CABOOSE LOAD OF INSTRUMENTS AND WRITES THE HITS. NOT SONGS. HITS. SOMETIMES YOU EVEN HEAR THEM ON RADIO, TELEVISION, FILMS, AND COMMERCIALS. STEVE BROD PLAYS DRUMS. YEAH, THAT STEVE BROD. EQUALLY IMPORTANT TO THE PROJECT IS ENGINEER MATT FABULOUS, WHO HAS THE DOCTORATE IN CHINESE ARITHMETIC NECESSARY TO KEEP ALL OF THE SOUNDS FLYING AROUND THE STUDIO WHEN THESE MADMEN CONVENE IN SOME KIND OF MEANINGFUL ORDER.
TRAILER PARK PLAYBOYS: HOUSTON PRESS BEST OF HOUSTON 2002. ENOUGH SAID.
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Member Since: 15/03/2006
Band Website: Matchpractice.com
Band Members:

THE ROMEO DOGS

DANNY GARDNER- guitars, vocals
MIKE MANNING- bass, vocals
STEVE BROD- drums, vocals
MISTER DAVE- keyboards, vocals

THE BRIDES OF JESUS

MIKE MANNING- basses, vocals, harp, cello, keys, guitars, percussion
JIMMY JONES- guitars, vocals
MARK MURPHY- vocals
STEVE BROD- drums
with (live band)
MISTER DAVE- keyboards
DAVE PRESLEY- guitars, vocals, sax, keys

TRAILER PARK PLAYBOYS

MIKE MANNING- lead, bass, and rhythm guitars, keys, lead and backing vocals
JIMMY JONES- guitars
MARTY STARNS- fiddle
JOHNNY HANK HESSEL- drums

Influences: Jim Beam Red Stag, raw wattage, pussy.

Sounds Like: Tres bitchin' garage bands, amigo.

Record Label: Rhythm Method Records
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

BRIDES OF JESUS SIGHTING

The Romeo Dogs new CD almost in the can and their producer Matt Fabulous having jetted off to hang with the Pope in Italy, 3 of the Dogs aren't sitting still. Mister Dave (keys) and Steve Brod (drums)...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Jul 2009 19:50:00 GMT

THIS FRIDAY NIGHT IS ON US!

As part of the Romeo Dogs' Economic Recovery Package, everyone gets into the Romeo Dogs' Friday Night Show at Club Max for FREE! You may ask yourself, "Self, what have I done? How much is this beautif...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Jul 2009 23:40:00 GMT

NEW SONGS

Tonight, The Dogs convened over to the Dog Pound and wrote their first song as a group collaboration. It's a Stax Volt style tune that features some bitchin' chromatic ascents and descents called "I C...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Jul 2009 22:21:00 GMT

ROMEO DOGS, CLUB MAX AGREE TO SERIES OF SHOWS

Hello, kiddies! The Dogs have agreed to a monthly residency at Club Max, soon to be known as "The House The Dogs Built", in Houston, Texas. This will allow many of you to see us up close and personal ...
Posted by on Sat, 30 May 2009 12:01:00 GMT

THE ART CAR SHOW RECAP...

 This past weekend, The Dogs played in front of 220,000 folks at the Art Car Parade. Some thank yous are in order. This event is a logistical nightmare, as one might imagine. Thanks to Larry Miggins f...
Posted by on Mon, 11 May 2009 22:34:00 GMT

HOT DOG(S)

 In a first, The Romeo Dogs actually moved some May dates around so they could have one measly weekend off during the month. While it's good to be in demand, there is no getting around that age is a c...
Posted by on Sun, 03 May 2009 21:48:00 GMT

THE CHURCH OF THE LATTER DAY ROMEO DOGS (KEMAH)

Thanks to everybody who came to The Church of The Latter Day Romeo Dogs Sunday at Kemah Boardwalk. The weather kicked ass! The venue kicked ass! The crowd really kicked ass! It was an interesting mix ...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Apr 2009 22:37:00 GMT

NUMBER 16 WITH A BULLET

The Romeo Dogs "White Lies (live version)" is in heavy rotation and #16 with a bullet on BRTO Radio, The Netherlands. Get your wooden shoes on, Urwood. Tell the road crew to dig out our 230 volt ...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Mar 2009 21:55:00 GMT

ROAD NOTES: MY SXSW MOMENT

We're up on stage and there's this girl in the hoochie line that I recognize. She was hard to miss. Cause she was starin' at me. And even though she was starin' at me, I don't think she recognized me....
Posted by on Mon, 23 Mar 2009 22:10:00 GMT

RHYTHM METHOD RECORDS ARTISTS' UPDATES

THE ROMEO DOGS played a sold out dinner cruise for around 150 lucky fans last night and by all accounts everyone had a wonderful time. Overheard: "They sure were loud... ... but they sure were good!" ...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Mar 2009 22:58:00 GMT