Love travelling and mad weekends away. Favourite city is Riga, closely followed by Dublin.Living in Ashtead with my lovely wife Claire, and of course, within staggering distance of the Leg. Claire thinks I love the pub more than I love her! I tell her I love her more when she is there with me!Love steak, hate quorn. Love MTV2, hate Living channel. Love long weekends, hate moaning customers. Love London Pride, hate Sambuca. Love making money, hate people who ask for discounts.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Paul
Birthday: 4th Sept 1976
Birthplace: Epsom
Current Location: Ashtead (did not get far did I?)
Eye Color: Never bothered to look
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5ft 11
Right Handed or Left Handed: Depends what mood I am in!
Your Heritage:
The Shoes You Wore Today: Just got out of bed, so none!
Your Weakness: Beer
Your Fears: Drinking too much beer
Your Perfect Pizza: Hate Pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Be healthier, wealthier and happier
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Dont really do IM
Thoughts First Waking Up: Did I really do/say that last night!
Your Best Physical Feature: Not sure
Your Bedtime: Usually past 12
Your Most Missed Memory: Can't remember
Pepsi or Coke: Beer
MacDonalds or Burger King: Maccy Dees
Single or Group Dates: Group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: PG Tips. You Americans need to make your surveys for us Brits - fuck, you stole our language, so its the least you can do
Chocolate or Vanilla: Choc
Cappuccino or Coffee: Yuck, neither
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Yes
Do you Sing: Badly
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Bit late for that now
Do you want to get Married: Done that already
Do you belive in yourself: Without a doubt. If I don't, who will?
Do you get Motion Sickness: Yes
Do you think you are Attractive: After a few beers, yes
Are you a Health Freak: God no......to me the gym is a place to hide from life
Do you get along with your Parents: They are among my best friends as well as my parents
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love em
Do you play an Instrument: Yes, and I know how to use it!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Is the pope catholic! Do bears shit in the forest. Of course I have!
In the past month have you Smoked: No, but I love inhaling smoke from others in the pub!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Sorry - not for me.
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yep.....spent too much
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Don't even know what they are
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No way....rather eat worms
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: No, but I'm sure she thinks about it
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Worse, ran round the block bollock naked
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I stole Ben's pint the other night. Don't think he noticed! Sorry mate.
Ever been Drunk: When aren't I
Ever been called a Tease: I wish
Ever been Beaten up: No, but I have managed to talk my way out of fights. Having the gift of the gab not only protects you from the odd punch, it makes me a very good living!
Ever Shoplifted: I stole pick and mix from Woolworths when I was 5
How do you want to Die: Not like my Grandad thats for sure. I'm not really a fan of pain, so if I have a choice, in my sleep would be the lesser of all evils
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Be remebered by people as a great bloke
What country would you most like to Visit: New Zealand
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Not bothered, as long as they aren't weired like yellow or something
Favourite Hair Color: Brunette without a doubt.
Short or Long Hair: Long, down to the arse!
Height: Not taller than me,
Weight: I would not want to offend anyone, so I'll pass on this one thanks
Best Clothing Style: skimpy
Number of Drugs I have taken: enough
Number of CDs I own: thousands
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 1 - a drunken decision whilst in Ireland. Thanks Paddy - I now have a Gekko on my chest!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Somebody
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