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About Me

"Shut up and crumble, Polish swine!"

I am Katherine. I'm 18 going on 97. I drive a bogany green Commodore named Max. I work at Kleins. I school at Swinburne Tafe. I have to find a best friend charm with 3 charms, for Dana and Jack are awesome. I dance with my gorgeous boyfriend. I laugh with my beautiful friends. Danallama, JimJam, Pondi, Dux (formerly known as Ice Queen), Ja-Ja-Jacinta, H Cup Hannah - remember those names, because you'll never have better girlfriends. Lurch, Fergatron, God's love child (formerly known as Cris) are the best manfriends a girl could ask for. I stop and look at the stars for no reason. I sing along to good music. I like Makers Mark bourbon - and that's pretty much it. I laugh loudly. I smile widely. I glare evilly. I am Australian, but am proud of my Polish roots. I enjoy languages and history. I snort therefor I am. I may forgive but I don't forget. I hold grudges for a while, even though everyone else forgets about them. I am Strezlecki - in all my sarcastically misspelled glory.
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My Interests

Reading. Writing - I write small stories, and am currently working on a minute novel to keep myself busy. Badminton. Laughing. Dancing. Singing.

Investigating. I'm very curious and very picky. I'd kick ass as a detective.

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I'd like to meet:

I've already met the men and women of my dreams: my friends =]

Twister: revamped!
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Music:

Adema
Alanis Morisette
Alpha Twins
Apocalyptica
Aqua
Bond
Brennan Heart
Cabaret
Crash Test Dummies
Daft Punk
Darren Hayes
David Bowie
Deadstar Assembly
Deep Blue Something
Default
Denis Leary (yes, he is music lol)
Depeche Mode
Duran Duran
Eiffel 65
Emilie Autumn
Eminem
Enya
Eskimo Joe
Evermore
Flaw
Foo Fighters
Frank Sinatra (+ Rat Pack)
Funeral For A Friend
Garbage
Goo Goo Dolls
Good Charlotte
Green Day
Headhunterz
Jack
Linkin Park
Mandy Kane
Marilyn Manson
Maroon 5
Matchbox Twenty
Metallica
Mighty Bosstones
Mika
Muse
My Chemical Romance
Nickelback
Nightwish
Nirvana
Oasis
Our Lady Peace
Paul Oakenfold
Petshop Boys
Placebo
Presidents of the USA
Queen
REM
Rammstein
Rihanna
Rob Thomas
Savage Garden
Silverchair
Snow Patrol
Spice Girls (will always love them!)
Staind
Sting
System Of A Down
The Living End
The Offspring
The Presets
Vera Mesmer
White Stripes
Wolfmother

Movies:

Dogma
Interview With A Vampire
Labyrinth
The Watcher
Baz Lurhman's Romeo + Juliet
Gladiator
Czterej Pancerni i Pies (Polish telemovie)

Television:

Queer As Folk (US)
NCIS
Kryminalni
Late Night with Conan O'Brien
The Chaser
Mighty Boosh (damn you, Claire!)
Deadwood
Stargate SG-1
Lano & Woodley
Ellen DeGeneres Show
Sex and the City

Books:

The Kite Runner
Eyeing Everest
The Life and Comedy Of Graham Kennedy
Lord Of The Rings Trilogy
Harry Potter series
The Importance of Being Earnest
Fear
The White Earth

Heroes:

These kids are what keep me going. They make me happy when I'm sad, they take me down a notch if need be. They're my angels in sexy human form. I can't even imagine better friends...maybe if they were a bit taller =P
DANA
You've been my best friend for as long as I can remember. You already know how I feel about you. I can't imagine my life without you. With you in my life, I know there'll always be someone there to help me when I need it the most. Growing up with you, from tiny people to booby-licious young women has given me some of the greatest memories of my life. I love you so much.
JACK
What is with you? You make me so angry sometimes, but you always seem to make me laugh at the smallest thing. Whether it be 'opposites attract' or I simply "gravitated towards your awesomeness", you've turned out to be the bestfriend I never thought I'd have. You're someone I don't ever want to let go. Akka loves you, Mr Fergatron =]
JJ
Oh lordy. The things we've done together. The places we've been, the experiences we've shared. Pretty sure we're set for life. My little fashionista, I know we've slowly started drifiting apart, but you'll always hold a place in my heart. You're like a sister to me, and you've always been there for me. You've become such an invaluable source of fun, strength and insight. Love you forever.
JAMILA
You, lady. My god. You've been such an inspiration to me - you're like a teacher (one of those cool ones of course =P). You're beautiful, genuine, kind and soooo smart, you just make my head spin. You're a purely wonderful human being, and you honestly made my life much brighter the day I met you. I'd do anything for you. You're truly one of a kind. I love you, girl.
CLAIRE
Gembrook scum...you are not. You random little person, what will I ever do with you? Stuff you in my pocket and keep you forever? I think so! Partner in picnic crime, fellow Boosh basher, number plate fund co-founder - you're so many things to me, but most of all, you're my friend. And as long as Max and Rexy (and their successors) keep chugging, you'll always be ClairePee to me. Lovin' you!
HANNAH
Miss H Cup. My mentor, my confidante, my friend. Woman, you're the greatest. I have no idea when I'll see you again, but I can't wait to set my eyes on your sexy self. I hope everything is well with your man. I love you, missy. You're my lesbian lover. My life will never be the same without you breathing erotic nothings into my ear everywhere we go =P
CRIS
Ah, Mr. Cris. I loved you from the start. You're just so friggin' - you! You're simply this human force that I haven't quite been able to comprehend. But from the moment you called me God, I was hooked. You're a friend I'm very lucky to have, and I'm so happy for you and Jamila. I love you, man!
RACHAEL
Honey, get a MySpace - PLEASE! You are the quirkiest person I have ever met. From the jumbled sentences, to the lengthy Shakespeare speeches, I'm dumbstruck by how intelligent you are and how well we've been able to drag you down into the depths of our randomness. I love you, my little rocket-scientist.
SARAH
My my, Maurice. What is it about you that makes me smile? Is it the fang? The love of cows? Maybe it's everything about you? I think that's it. You're one of those people that can make everyone smile just by doing some small little thing. Don't lose that. Or else. I love you, girly. Stay safe in Ballarat.
KELSEY
You girl, have got it set for you. You're the individual everyone wishes to be. You stand out from everyone, and that's what I love about you. You genuinely care if I'm down...or in the case of my 16th, bashing on the bathroom door as I chucked. You always plaster a smile on my face. Don't ever, EVER chnage, or I *will* come after you with a wombat. I lurve you.

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Okay kidlets. You should already be feeling sorry for me because like I've said before, the bastards up in admin have gone under, so after one month of getting my dream job, it's now lost. Kleins is c...
Posted by Scotty's Apron on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 03:56:00 PST

Mission Accomplished...

My work is done.Meanwhile.Just remembered my little episode at Bar Bosh the other night. Lukasz, Ola, Adrian, Kyle and myself went out to see SatC and have dinner @ Bar Bosh. We'd just started dinner ...
Posted by Scotty's Apron on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 08:27:00 PST

Strezlecki and Marrat - the reunion special...

It's been an odd week. On the one hand, it's been really shitty, haven't been getting enough sleep, haven't been doing homework, constantly thinking about Nick, etc. But on the other hand it's been ok...
Posted by Scotty's Apron on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 05:03:00 PST

Lack of beauty sleep...

Too wound up. My mind is like a freakin' freeway with thoughts going to and from...everywhere! I have work tomorrow. I'm gonna be a mess. Aurgh.
Posted by Scotty's Apron on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 09:14:00 PST

Something I always wanted to do...

For as long as I can remember, I wanted to take a ride on that ferris wheel by the Yarra. You know the one, near Queen Vic park. Always, always, always wanted to go on it - especially with someone I l...
Posted by Scotty's Apron on Fri, 30 May 2008 04:36:00 PST

May 27th...

...and what a shite May 27th it's been.First sign it was going to be a bad day: I ran out of $1 coins so I could dry my work clothes this morning. I know it's all bogany, but I really like these ...
Posted by Scotty's Apron on Tue, 27 May 2008 01:28:00 PST

Shinkansen Day: Oh, its in the making...

Rawr!So I had a mighty sex romp with some sexy lasses (and 1 lad) last night...and by sex romp I mean twister, Titanic recreations, pizza, Mighty Boosh imitations, blood noses and much much more!Lande...
Posted by Scotty's Apron on Sun, 25 May 2008 08:36:00 PST

Angry, tired, upset, sad...

I'm a myriad of emotions. So I have a job. Nothing too extreme, but it brings in the moula. At least it's a load off my shoulders - job-hunting is a bitch. Plus, I might be getting a shift or two at t...
Posted by Scotty's Apron on Thu, 22 May 2008 03:04:00 PST

My boyfriend has a tender breast...

Aaaaw, poor bubby. Boohoo =P
Posted by Scotty's Apron on Mon, 19 May 2008 12:49:00 PST

Feel the wrath of Dutchy!...

Aw Nick. Gosh, you just gotta love the boy Been job-hunting this weekend. Chirny looks good so far, had some favourable reactions - it's amazing what a flash of boob can do for you =P Jokes. But yes,...
Posted by Scotty's Apron on Sun, 18 May 2008 01:38:00 PST