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I am here for Friends

About Me

i am maranda michelle laing..
i suck at life..
i drink too much..
i don't think before i speak..
i want to direct movies..
i want to be on jeopardy..
i like mocha frappaccinos..
i am deathly afraid of clowns..
i like pink..
i think mushroom clouds are georgeous..
i love my friends..
i want a dog..
i have red hair..
i eat m and m's in even numbers..
i smoke like a chimney..
i don't have faith in myself..
i probably won't like you the first time i meet you..
i take forever to get ready..
i hate the french..
i am in love with jason schwartzman. <3.
i want to be remembered..

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Veruca Salt, my Wonka alter ego

The Marquia de Sade, he'd be entertaining to say the least
Wes Anderson, quite arguably my greatest inspiration
Jared Leto, i need a cage and some skittles! stat!
De Niro, are you talkin to me?!

Ted Bundy, i'd like to pick his brain and ask him if he wants to go out for drinks sometime =)

"no cat of mine is gonna live in a car!" -bubbles

Quentin Tarentino, oh so THATS where Samual L. Jackson got that hat in Jackie Brown!

Liza Minelli, bless whorey musicals about the 20's!

Nicole Richie, i pretty much totally adore this bitch!

Jason Schwartzmen, more skittles please!

Alfred Hitchcock, anough said...

Patrick Bateman (the character), man he'd be fun to chill with, but i'd keep a close eye on my drink..... and my skull....

amy winehouse, i HAVE to know what kind of hairspray she uses....

My Blog

you guys, i mean..... come.....on......

okay. so today i cleaned my entire house with the exception of my room, because i'm burnt out on cleaning. i at least straightened my room up. this house was in such distress a few hours ago and now i...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Mar 2009 16:32:00 GMT

no press is bad press...

its been a while since i've communicated via blog with the world, but since my telephone is MIA i thought it would be the most potent medium of communication with the outside world, if anyones listeni...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Dec 2008 01:22:00 GMT

cato as a pun.....

cato play with my head i won’t know the difference if we’re living in the novelist or statistician cato mess with my concepts, my innervision like a strobing light please confuse my eve...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 11:20:00 GMT

you know who you are....... and this is for you......

Well I can’t regret, can’t you just forget it? I started something I couldn’t finish And if we go down, we go down together best friends means, well best friends means And I’ve...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 11:47:00 GMT

the past is a grotesque animal... n stuff...

the past is a grotesque animal and in it's eyes you see how completely wrong you can be the sun is out it melts the snow that fell yesterday makes you wonder why it bothered i fell in love with the fi...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 00:31:00 GMT

finished.......

Dear mom,                          I'm sorry for the in-convenience that I've been lately. I...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 00:00:00 GMT

i’m sorrie that i’m disappointing everyone....

(to lots of people)   i'm sorrie that i'm not making anyone happy, including myself. i'm sorrie that you don't have your charger, you can have mine. i'm sorrie that i don't have your money, i don...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 10:02:00 GMT

who the fuck do you think you are?!

what's with people not giving a shit? i'm beginning to hate a few people who dont. they tell me one thing and then do another and i'm fucking over it. you fucking retarded automotons can fuck off.&nbs...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 22:47:00 GMT

mommie, can i go out and kill tonite?

oh hell yes. another installment of lies and bullshit theories. read carefully and please take everything with a grain of salt. this is weeks worth of work and getting to the most fecond (spelling, br...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 07:53:00 GMT

a great orater.... not that guy though.... stupid nazi

'Cause then you'rewatching television. you're watching the news; you'rebeing pumped full of fear.                   ...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 14:22:00 GMT