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Taj

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I spend way too much time at work!!! Im the most competitive person you'll ever meet. Im all about my family and friends. I sleep about 3 to 4 hours a night! It took a while but I finally kicked my Red Bull habit (2008 update: I fell off the wagon)! I drive way too fast. Usually people cant tell whether I'm being serious or joking, which suits me just fine. To me, tipping strippers with $20's is a pretty wise investment. Contrary to what you may have heard I'm black from the waist UP. I like to make people laugh. I'm a lot smarter than you look or I act (but then again Id have to be). I like dating petite girls but only because they're easier to abuse. I always put out on the first date.... ALWAYS! Sometimes I say things that are inappropriate. I'm currently looking for a meaningful one night relationship. Right now I'm not wearing any pants....... I have no shame!!!I just found this quote and had to add it... “The nature of genius is to provide idiots with ideas 20 years later.”

My Interests

running with scissors, Diving in the shallow end of the pool, skating on thin ice, burning the candle at both ends, bull fights on acid... pretending to be a ladies man!

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I'd like to meet:

Single White Nihilist seeks nine toed woman to enjoy future success and wealth. Must be sincere in belief of nothing. Serious inquiries only. No funny stuff.Chris SharmaA fun game for you little monkeys to play while youre lurking on my page...
Arcade TempleEnzo FerrariNot bad for a white girl!!!

Music:

I'm pretty open minded when it comes to music. I'll listen to anything..... that doesn't suck. Classic Rock, Classical, any genre of electronica/techno... some newer stuff... although most of todays music can be categorized as shit. Stephen Lynch is a fuckin stud!This is pretty awesome!!!

Movies:

porn..... lots and lots of porn!!! Its funny cus its true...

Television:

I really don't have much time for TV... which is where the DVR comes in... its just awesome! if it had breasts and could take me for half of everything I have Id marry it!The shows I do try to keep up with are Dexter, Entourage, Family Guy, The Daily Show and Nip/Tuck... and The Tudors... damn! I do watch a lot of TV!...

Books:

Dan Brown's books! Bringing Down The House, Warren Buffett's biography, books about Leonardo Da Vinci and Albert Einstein, the entire Dr. Seuss catalog, pretty much anything with pop up pictures.....

Heroes:

My mother, my uncle, my sister and coach. But, I follow no one's footsteps.... I pave my own path! "FORTUNE FAVORS THE BOLD" -VIRGIL-