None I hate everything, except for midgets, and my penis. Okay I dont even like my penis. And playing cards with the tards.Oh yeah and surfing at Waiamea. And damnit im not gay, only on thursdays LOL. Oh Yeah and fucking the hell out of my girlfriends sweet ass.My son
Jesus, you know the guy on 4th street. Actually I think I just saw his ass in San Francisco. No shit, Really. And last but not least your mom because im sure somewhere down the road I fucked her.
Cant stand music. Except for my band and even them I really dont like.
My life as midget. Miget gangbang. Midgets in my ass. Actually anything with midgets. And if you think im serious your more fucked up than me. Oh yeah and Fried Green Tomatos, a fuckin classic
Tv is for retards. LOL. Alright I do like Lifetime movies for women, just dont tell anyone.
Never learned to read. Only like the pictures sometimes, the naked ones. Anything I can masterbate too. ie Gun Trader, The Dan Quaile autobiography, and The Bible. Yes I know im sick get over it fuckers.
My Penis and my Cat, but not in any particular order. And my boy Tommy Lee ya reading this fucker, lol. And my gorgeous girlfriend Tasha who without her I would not be so fucked up. I love you baby.