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Emily&Co.

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About Me

DB8214. While browsing through my page, you may ask,"Why does she rhyme her words so often?" Good question. I'm a mantis and a space cadet. I'm rambling here, don't fuck with it. The Dodger and the Piper aint got a thing on me. I've got alot of time on hand as you can plainly see. When it rains, it pours,(like Morton Salt.) And my middle name is not my fault. I admit I've grown to like it and the book from whence it came. Let's prepare for Armageddon. Do you think that sounds insane? I've got an Insect Quarry in my pocket and my own steam engine train. I'm elusive and exclusive and I can get out any stain. My mind is twisted up in ways you never will believe. And if you really loved me then you'd help me to conceive. I'm a truly wonderful person. There's a fan club. They've got shirts. I'm Emily from my pigtails to the stitching in my skirts. So if you need your trousers patched (or someone to sun your rug,)come sit and sing and play with me. I won't charge you for a hug. I won't do your taxes either but I'll buy you an ice cream. I'll take you fishing on my boat and push you in to see you float, and if you sink... Well then I guess you weren't really a minion of Satan... Oops.I'm Emily the Space Shuttle Girl
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I'd like to meet:

Someone who will sing on stage with me and doesn't think I'm crazy. If you can't play a Pirate then I'll make you be the Navy. And if you don't like Chinese Soup or refuse to have a powwow, I'll ambush you safari style with my trustee bow and arrow. I'm not afraid to hold you up with my cap gun at high noon. Let's hop aboard my spaceship for a trip around the moon. I can't really hold a job but soon I'm gonna be a star, and I can pretty much do anything excluding drive a car... In fact, don't ever drive with me it's hazardous to your health. This is my disclaimer...

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Typewriter

Coming soon:A complete collection of short stories:Runaway ChippyHoneless in Sleepy HollowMindy Goes To JonesThe Adventures of Spacehorse and Princess ZaaA Brilliant Forever PatternThe Clock they sent...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Nov 2009 04:12:00 GMT

The Late Show with Emily Kahn

Astrology:FACT?At a glance one might call the idea nonsensical, but if we all thought that way, we'd be maintining the misconception of the globes shape as being a flat plane. The truth is almost ever...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Nov 2009 23:08:00 GMT

Zeitgeist for Dummies

http://www.zeitgeistmovie.com/
Posted by on Wed, 04 Nov 2009 11:29:00 GMT

Honesty vs. Hypocracy

"It's all these people from New York who go around calling themselves poets, when all they are doing really is just destroying music," but at least, says Johnny Rotten, the Sex Pistols were doing it "...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Oct 2009 14:02:00 GMT

VOURN

The nights I dont sleep and the nights I paint the new carpet are one in the samesleep is a natural thing (man) so why does it not come so naturally byI sleep with my light on and my sunglasses onit m...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Oct 2009 18:30:00 GMT

Ronald Ray-Guns

After 7 long years of roaming the County of Orange I've come to a place I can finally call my place.  A place where I can walk around naked with impunity and use soap-holders as ashtrays. I'm having t...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Oct 2009 10:07:00 GMT

Have I got a story for me.

Okay so Emily goes on some wacky adventures, that's a fact, and it packs quite a whollop might I add. But the other day she took a most strange journey. I shall elucidate. Unfortunate for our poor sai...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Sep 2009 07:05:00 GMT

By Jones! She's gone to Jones!

Yes my humble narrators and droogs alike, I step down to live the quiet life in the sanctity of my own mind here in the realm of Spare Oom and Ward Robe, so, please do not disturb. Here with The Pants...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Sep 2009 19:04:00 GMT

And now being a Christian woman, I can't say it!

You my friend are a disgraceAnd not just to the human raceBut to your kingdom and your phylumClass order genus speciesExcuse this criticismBut a poor excuse are youFor a bipedal organismAnd the exuber...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Jul 2009 11:45:00 GMT

In the lack said Lap of Luxury, and all Horrorshow, oh my Brothers and Humble Narrators.

I have a bunch of eyebrow hairs that I pulled out of my face with a metal wishbone. and slugs that I placed methodically in a compartment for each day of the week.I've got an Antikythra Mechanism for ...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Jul 2009 08:27:00 GMT