Derek profile picture

Derek

Life after death is as improbable as sex after marriage

About Me

They call me Rinella ICE ICE BAABBYYY..... YEAAA

My Interests

Girls, Cars, Enjoying Life, B-Ball, Football, Lifting Weights, Technology, Gismos & Gadgets, Video Games!, Movies, Music, HBO TV Shows, Making my First Million, Animals, Comedy, Shows, Snowboarding!, Bars/Clubs, Hold'em Poker, Blackjack, Stealing Movies and Music by Illegal Downloads, Higher Education, Learning Life Lessons, Import Export Business, Golf, Bowling, Work, Cougars;), Making Out, Beach, Nature, Woods, Roadtrips, Vegas, The Ultimate Question of Brry Bonds, The Bay Area, Health, Exercise, Flirting, Museums, Extremem Sports, Real Estate, Development, Business, Money...Check out my Snowboard:If you snowboard, and you can actually ride, hit me up! Snowboarding is always much more fun with large group of people who can rip up the mountian!

I'd like to meet:

my soulmate... where are you?

Heroes:

My Family, they're Amazing, Hard-Working, Devoted, Smart, Self Made, Fun, Funny, Blessed with Good Looks, Connected, Humble, Genuine, Respectful, and Loving... it goes on and on.

My Blog

Are you a Man? Man Laws

Man Laws..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> 1.         No wasted beer in the name of humor.2.     ...
Posted by Derek on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 01:01:00 PST

Everyone loves a SmartAss

Subject: THE 6 BEST SMART ASS ANSWERS Of 2006 SMART ASS ANSWER #6 It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What...
Posted by Derek on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 09:21:00 PST

Five Levels of HANGOVERS

One Star Hangover (*) No pain.   No real feeling of illness.   You're able to function relatively well.   However, you are still parched.   You can drink 5 cokes and sti...
Posted by Derek on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 09:41:00 PST

Tell Me Who You Are...

ANSWER ALL QUESTIONS HONESTLY.....1.Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. Do you have a crush on me?5. Would you kiss me?6. Describe me in one word.7. What was your first impres...
Posted by Derek on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 09:04:00 PST

Need to Laugh...?

1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America......do drugs...
Posted by Derek on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 07:01:00 PST

One of a Kind Pick up Lines

: 1. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?2. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.3. If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by m...
Posted by Derek on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 04:43:00 PST

Hangovers

5 Levels of a Hangover One Star Hangover (*) No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 5 cokes and still feel this w...
Posted by Derek on Fri, 07 Oct 2005 10:06:00 PST

Ever wonder WHY?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money to begin with?...
Posted by Derek on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

fun facts!!!!!!!!

> > If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced > > enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. > > (Hardly seems worth it.) > > > > > > > > If you farted consi...
Posted by Derek on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Are you a POTHEAD?

If any of these remind you of yourself then you just may be a POTHEAD! You think the song "Truckin'" by the Grateful Dead should replace the national anthem. Your music collection is worth more ...
Posted by Derek on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST