glimpse of life |
first of forgive the spelling and punctuation etc. typing this one on my phone. wondering how life got so difficult? seems like day after day im fighting something. im not one to create drama just i s...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 20:57:00 GMT |
the Amish Farmer |
An Amish farmer, walking through his field, notices a man kneeling down And drinking from his farm pond.The Amish farmer shouts:> > "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen."> > (Whic...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 10:23:00 GMT |
stupid saying i thought up |
i was listening to the Super Tuesday results & thought this line up....
"Barack Obama sez Osama's Mama is a llama".....im sure its been said before but i was feeling like a dork & laughed my a...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 06:15:00 GMT |
nuts! |
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A tongue-tiedman goes into a nut shop, and the first thing he notices is that the guy behindthe counter has the largest nose he has ever seen. The tongue-tied guy quicklyturns his attention ...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 07:16:00 GMT |
made me cry as a child...my fave story |
http://fiction.eserver.org/short/happy_prince.html
Posted by on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 11:18:00 GMT |
heard it all now! |
I saw a billboard the other day that said: Need Help? Call Jesus 1-800-005-3787So I did...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 06:54:00 GMT |
another drinkin joke |
Don't Drink And Drive
A man is out driving happily along in his car late one Saturday night. Before too long, the cops pull him over. The policeman walks up to the man and asks, "Have you been drinki...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 21:38:00 GMT |
aussie drinking story |
Free Drinks
Two Aussies, Bruce & Ken were down on their luck and hanging out for a cold drink or three. After checking their pockets and finding only 50 cents, Bruce came up with a brilliant stra...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 21:06:00 GMT |
stupidity! |
I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave it back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 06:11:00 GMT |
peeved |
calling an illegal alien an "undocumented immigrant" is like calling a drug dealer an "unlicensed pharmacist"!!! BITE ON THAT!
Posted by on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 10:42:00 GMT |
