The Mule

Ok this is me in a nut shell. I was born and bred in Aylesham and have just recently moved to a smal village called river near Dover. I was born on the 27th of January 1987 to a family of three; Joanne (mum), Roger (dad) and Amy (sister). through my years at school i developed many skills such as poker, gin rummy and black jack oh and lets not forget looking sober when your completely shit faced!. I then went into working life and there i further developed my skills in being late, getting bollocked and falling asleep and waking up very abruptley due to the full cup of steaming coffee that WAS in my hand and is now slowly soaking its way through my trousers! Not a brilliant life i hear you say! well yeah there is that but then when you take as many hits to head as i do you tend to forget about the past and look forward to forgeting the future!! oh yeah and i think the reason for the constant hits to the old noggin might have something to do with the fact my head is gargantuan!! see it live in my pictures, and don't let the hair fool you.